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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Sitting alone in the booth eating his spam and pickle sandwich on white bread, Hakio remembered back to his childhood days. It seemed so distant and far away. How his MaMa would make him eat the greasy chicken soup with the neck bones and turnips in it. All that ugly yellow and white chicken fat. God- that was horrible. The grease would give you herpes and big ugly zits right on the tip of your nose. Now, many years after, those unpleasant, painful memories were nothing more than distant nightmares. Hakio had his life together. He could afford quality, gourmet meals. Spam and pickle on white bread. And a glass of city tap water to wash it down. How times have changed.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/27/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Hard drinking, two fisted slut Belinda (Boozer) Ballbusto was tired of the men in the whore house. “All they want to do is paw you, fuck you and then cum in your face.” Those days were over now, for Belinda opened up her own “dog house” where male prostitutes service the needs of the female patrons. Belinda’s idea was a role reversal in which the female’s abuse and sexually humiliate the males. Belinda’s “dog house” concept was wildly successful. Millions of males from all over America came to her for abuse, sexual intimidation, harassment and a good old fashioned ass beating. In fact, Belinda (Boozer) Ballbusto became so popular and so much in demand that she found she had no time to beat the shit out of the men who came to her. Just running the dog house was a full-time effort. But the other girls didn’t administer the abuse and ass beatings with the volition Belinda did and soon the “dog house” clientele waned. The dog house went the way of the dinosaur, and Belinda returned to her old job at the whore house where she was pawed, fucked and had cum shot in her face many times each day.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/27/01, 
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