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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Having consumed 16 pieces of fried chicken and a small bucket of french fries, Doughboy was feeling a little queasy. “Can I make it to the toilet?” ran through his mind just seconds before something rather forcefully ran through his pants. “Oh shit” he thought. The stench began to permeate all sections of the restaurant. Patrons were gasping for air and running faster than the liquid pouring down Doughboys stumpy legs. How embarrassing. A 400 pounder eating like a pig, then emptying his bowels in public. What ever happened to decency, dignity, pride and restraint? Doughboy left a path of brown sludge all the way to the bathroom. He was never again seen in this particular restaurant because they stopped selling fried chicken after this incident.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 4/30/01




Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

In the middle of a long lonely night some strange things can happen. They’d had a squabble earlier and he stormed out of the apartment. She wondered if Dave was coming back this time. Much to her surprise, she heard his voice calling “Andrea I’m sorry and I want you now”. “I am sorry too, please come to me now” she pleaded. He approached in the shadows. She reached out to caress her lover. Her hand went around the long hard protrusion in front of her. They melted together and made love for hours. She recovered, only to realize she was dreaming the whole affair. Another long lonely night with Dave (the talking/vibrating dildo).

Copyright © Dan Sroka 4/30/01, 6/08




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