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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
During a routine physical exam Dr. Hector Kilroy found a suspicious looking wart on the rectum of patient Sludge Santos. Knowing that warts are frequently connected systemically to nerves, lymph glands and occasionally organs themselves, Kilroy had a cat scan done of Santo’s ass. His worst nightmare came true. The wart was not only cancerous but it was connected to Santo’s dick. Dr. Kilroy explained the situation to the Sludgemeister and that he would have to cut off his entire ass, dick and balls, and even that might not completely destroy the cancer that plagued the old boozehound. Santos agreed to have the operation done tomorrow morning at 8 am. But, in the meantime, Santo’s and Kilroy went to Wexford Funky Hunky Club where they drank all night long until they both passed out- unconscious. Dr. Kilroy died that evening of alcohol induced cardiac arrest and Santos blacked out everything prior to the big drunken binge. Sludge Santos died a week later.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 8/12/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
The Galveston Hispanic Pricks Social Club learned that there is an annual Wino Festival up in Canada so the boys got all excited and planned a northern invasion. Hundreds of pricks jumped into their old beaten up jalopy vehicles and headed northward. The boys had their hand held FRS radios so they could communicate between jalopies. This facilitated popping each and every liquor store between Texas and Canada. Three days later the roving renegade pricks hit the Canadian border. Unfortunately for the pricks- they were turned away and not permitted to cross over to Canadian soil. The explanation as to why they were not permitted to enter was that Canadian law does not allow any social club pricks from Texas driving jalopies using FRS radios to enter Canadian territory. Dejected the Galveston Hispanic Pricks Social Club caravan headed back south popping each and every liquor store between Canada and Texas.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 8/13/01, 
5/08
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