Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #21

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Wilbur went to the store and bought himself one of the newfangled dual VCR/DVD CD R/P units with built in satellite and cable pirating capabilities. He spent over $500 for the unit. Now he was set. He could dub all his old VCR porno films and make new copies. He could get free pirated porno over the cable channels and satellite networks and burn his own DVD CDs straight from the unit. Now he was set for life. He took the unit out of the box, hooked it up according to the instructions, and it did not work. He called the 800 number and reported the problem. They told Wilbur they’d ship him another unit via UPS tomorrow. With these new units you don’t return them to the store- you just toss a faulty unit in the garbage. Pissed that he couldn’t start getting free porn immediately Wilbur took a sledge hammer to the unit and threw it out. The next day he received his replacement unit- but it did not work either. So he crushed it up- tossed it out- and called for another replacement. Wilbur was really pissed off now! The third unit arrived- he hooked it up- and it would not turn on. Wilbur decided he’d had enough and decided to return the unit to the store. They would not accept the return and they would not refund his $500. Wilbur went crazy and started wrecking the store. He was jailed and now the jail homo's are making movies of Wilbur taking it up the ass to be distributed over porn cable and satellite networks.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 8/19/01

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Through the boozehound grapevine, the drunkards at Pedro’s Pool Hall learned that Wilbur had a super-duper state-of-the-art porno receiver he’d just procured. So the tanked up boozeboys headed over to Wilbur’s dump to load up on free pirated porno. But Wilbur was not to be found. Wilbur’s Mother (who he has locked up in the building basement) told the drunks Wilbur was in jail because he busted up the store where he bought the unit. The boys also saw 2 busted up brand new units in Wilbur’s garbage. The boys got mad. “She’s fibbing”, they thought. “She busted up those porno receivers- Wilbur would never do anything like that!” So they busted into Wilbur’s apt. They found no state-of-the-art porno receiver, so they played many of Wilbur’s old scratchy porno movies from the 70’s. They drank all of his booze and completely wrecked his apartment. After that, the boys headed for the jail where they planned on giving punk Wilbur the ass-beating of a life time for letting his Mom bust up the porno receivers. Man- Wilbur is in more trouble than he could ever fathom!

Copyright © Dan Sroka 8/19/01,

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