Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #22

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Baunhof drunkard/freeloader Oddball Williams had been in every train station in all of Germany. In fact, all he has been doing for more than 60 years is staying bombed on strong German baunhof beer. Darmstadt, Fulda, Stuttgart, Dresden. You name it and Oddball Williams, the biggest boozehound in all of Germany, has been there. But at Frankfurt’s knockwurst stand #97 Oddball’s career nearly ended. You see, the boozer was eating some greasy chicken and slopping down a 2 liter mug of bock beer when he swallowed a large chicken bone and it lodged in his throat. Oddball nearly choked but they got him to the nearest hospital before he died. Dr. Schizobergerwicz ordered the Oddball to stop eating chicken (with the exception of chicken baby food in jars). Oddball was released from the hospital and headed straight back to the knockwurst stand #97 where he hit several liters of potent brew and 2 jars of baby food. Oddball hopped the train for Butzbach for the annual Chicken Festival and German Beer Drunkfest. The boozeboy nodded off as the train rolled along toward Butzbach thinking “ummmmmm, beer--ummmmm, fresh chickens”.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 9/2/01

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Men- do you have itchy infected balls that keep your hands on your testicles more than 20 hours each day? Are you constantly scratching and playing pocket pool? Do you smell yeast or mold when you pull out your dick to piss? Then you definitely have ball fungus. And, what you need to rectify your itchy ball problem is Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs Super-Medicated Ball Powder with dingleberry extract. Stop digging around in your pants now. Get this product and all of your ball scratching is guaranteed to end! Just think how much more time you’ll have to jack-off when you are relieved of the burden of constantly digging around your balls!

5/08

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