Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #25

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

This Berserk Briefs story continues from the previous episode
The Elite Express Steelwheeler sped along towards its Brussels destination. In a groggy eyed stupor Berkovitz watched as telephone poles flew by faster than he could count. Funny, they reminded him of wooden crosses on graves. He gazed out the window- confused and worried. Would they learn he planned Moreys death? He drank hard swigs from the Mogen David bottle. What about the other diamond cutters? They would eventually learn the stone was missing- the one he cut into the shape of the dodecahedron. He turned up the bottle as poles whizzed by at 60 kph. He drank the last swig. And before he knew it- it was too late! Berkovitz swallowed the dodecahedron that he forgot he’d hid in the Mogen David bottle. Now, he’d have to go through all his shit for the next week to recover that stone. Arriving in Brussels, he bought the most potent enema kits he could find and headed for the luxury hotel. It was going to be a long week.

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berkovitz checked into the Brussels Elite Bourgeois Hotel/Bordello with his enema kits, a gallon of Mogen David and his suitcase full of cash. He registered as “Morey Sheck”, the diamond cutter he led to the grave. He issued “Do Not Disturb” instructions for his suite. Inside, Berkovitz gave himself a workout with the acetic acid enemas. The finest hotel suite in Brussels was now a complete fucking mess! A lot of work and effort got Berkovitz nothing but dehydration. That’s where the Mogen David fit in. He drank the whole bottle and passed out in his filth. Late the next morning he woke to pounding on his suite door. “Open up. Sgt. Tannenbaum, Antwerp Police Inspector” rang through his twisted head. Berkovitz felt he was going to instantly shit his pants. In a nervous fit, Berkovitz ran to the toilet and took a tremendous dump and flushed. Just as his mess went down the nearly clogged toilet he realized..... “the dodecahedron- I just shit it out and it’s gone!”. Now he really was up shit creek!

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