America's leading INDEPENDENT adult humor network/content provider
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Resources from the Dan Sroka Humor Network
Network Portal | Free Email | Video | Podcast | Affiliate Program | Search | Fan Club | Blog | Survey
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
The boys were on a secret mission in the Negev Desert. Rabbi Emanuel Berkovitz, Shem, Nicodemus, Rodney King, Nebuchadnezzar, Shamartist Slobbish Doughboy and Nahum were all involved in this clandestine operation. Berkovitz told the boys “keep a low profile and pass the Mogen David”. Rodney was getting plowed and became quite belligerent. Not wanting to be detected- the rest of the gang had to give him a real ass beating to quell his activity. Berkovitz asked Doughboy to take the first watch while the others slept off the effects of the Mogen David. But Doughboy was so tanked he too fell into a deep alcohol induced quagmire. Silently and quickly the enemy sprung on the booze boys and before they could burp or blow any methane bombs the Mogen David crowd was captured. After lengthy interrogation the enemy made a deal with the boys. They wanted Rodney as they had never had any “dark meat”. The rest of the invading drunks were ordered out of the desert by day break or the enemy would be eating “light meat” as well as dark. The boys gathered up their wine bottles and ran like hell.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/4/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Berkovitz and the boozeboys made it to the border just before sun rise. The pricks were tired and thirsty so they headed straight for the liquor store which opened at 6 am sharp. But- they were out of Mogen David! They put their shekels on the counter and had to settle for King Solomon Fortified Concord Grape (20% alcohol special). They sat on the sidewalk outside the liquor store and contemplated their predicament. Should they contact the authorities? What would the enemy do with Rodney? Would they be able to get any Mogen David? After hours of street drinking, arguing and indecisiveness the boys decided to rob the liquor store. That King Solomon was pretty good! They killed the clerk and stole all the fortified wine. Well stocked and feeling their oats, the boys decided it was back to the Negev Desert and a “rescue Rodney” secret mission. This time they had King Solomon on their side.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/4/01, 
5/08
Berserk Briefs is a division of the Dan Sroka Humor Network. If you would like to be notified whenever new writings are added to any of these sites send a BLANK email message to this address: satire-by-sroka-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
Network Endorsements and Shopping. The Dan Sroka Humor Network is a totally free, non-revenue producing entity. Please patronize and shop with our partners and help keep America's Leading INDEPENDENT Adult Humor Network free
Endorsements/Shopping
