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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

His 18 wheeler ran out of fuel on 77. But Buckminster was not about to summon the highway police for he had a ton of fortified German hash buried in the load of Carolina brown tobacco he was hauling. What to do now? His guardian angel must have been with him for a little voice told him “piss in the fuel tank- you are so full of booze- the alcohol in your urine is a potent high octane powerhouse.” Buckminster pissed out quarts. He was lucky this time. His urine got him down the highway to the next station, where he filled up. Diesel for the big rig, and a keg of malt liquor for Buckminster.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/13/01




Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Petite beauty Senorita Stimclit loved her job at Richard’s Roughhouse. All she had to do nightly was strip down to her high heels and the guys paid her for everything she removed. How easy could it be? Stimclit was making a healthy income from her profession. However someone had stole her 9 inch high heels and replaced them with a pair of Laura Croft brogine boots. She wore the shoes, and did her normal show, but the result was not the same. The guys all left and headed for the bar, where they sat around and got pulverized. Stimclit’s career was over. She soon turned into a 310 pound human washing machine with brogine boots on. She committed suicide, and her brogine boots were found at the bottom of the Chicago River.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/13/01, 3/08




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