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I’ve been getting a lot of flack from you fucking punks, wimps and patsies. I’ve told you before I don’t take no shit from no one and as a result I had to kill a few of you assholes since my last episode. If you want to be next on my list, just keep hanging round this site!
You see, my buddy and ally Baluga H Cornhole has this new software thing that tells me not only where you are coming from but your name too. Any of you fucking wimp assholes that come to this page- I got your vital information. And I use it. I’ll be coming round in my truck to fuck you up!
My other buddy PISS, along with Baluga and me have been riding all around looking for punks and goons like you. You know what we do to shit-head punks of your type? We beat the fuck out of you and leave you there, ass-whipped and bloody, for the coyotes and magpies to eat. We are known from northern Canada down into wetback Texas as three roughneck killer dudes. Why, just yesterday I killed a fucking punk like you in Kansas.
You fucking webtv ignoramuses think you are hot shit with your cheap ass Japanese-made garbage tv’s and your shit ass quasi-internet services. Just remember, I got your number too, assholes. Just ‘cause you use that trashy service don’t mean you’re immune from my tracking your ass down. I’ll rough your ass up good, punk!
I’m proud of my history and I don’t like you no-good internet trash types. So, if you masochistic wimps want your asses kicked just keep coming back to my site. You’ll get your thumping next!
You ball-less, spineless worms with your fucking bullshit home pages: my favorite music group, my awards, my anal ruptures, my poems. Fuck that. I’ll show you what a real man is about. I’ll beat your ass into a bloody pulp, then my two buddies will urinate right in your face!
So keep fucking around here, punk! You obviously like to live dangerously! I’m gonna get you yet, you pencil-necked, shit-eating ignoramus. And don’t try to play up to me or my buddies, ‘cause one way or another we are going to fuck you up.........
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