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Dan Sroka February 1997 Calendar
- 1 Hakio Hardturd holds a meeting to inform the Federal Brotherhood of Stooge-Lumox Belugas that they must vote on speaking a new
language.......... The brotherhood goes
crazy and a major riot erupts
- 1 Mr. Money rubberneck Sambo invests in Texas concho pearls....sends
$30,000 in counterfeit bills as an investment
- 1 To go with her new hairstyle PLG orders 6 inch high heels
at....http://www.pierresilber.com/jezzie/jezheel.html
- 1 Pissed/fuming Gastrointestinal Murder Walleye meets with galoot
DS...says he will not, under any circumstances, speak belugaonics. DS
suggests that the Hbomb start his own language--flatulanconics
which appeals to the Bombadeer
- 1 At the Russelton Russian Club, Hardturd cries his heart out to
BigPicture Stiffneck as they hit 320 pilsners and 79 shots
- 1 Elmo was a criminal!----see http://www.d-zyn.com/elmo.htm.
Become a janitor--call 412-379-9618
- 2 Doinkless Pman files a law suit for malpractice against Dr. OJ. The lawyers laugh hysterically as they draw up the papers
- 2 In a blockbuster deal Brunell is traded for Bill Walsh who is traded
for Rodman who is traded for Tyson who is traded for Barry Bonds who is
traded for Bowman who is traded for Lasorda who is traded for Pele who is
traded for Collins who is traded for the Indianapolis Yellowbuckets (and
future considerations) who is traded for Aikman who is traded for Shaq
- 2 two million subscribers file a class-action suit against AOL asking
for $999 trillion dollars in damages each
- 2 Drugged up Heroinballs, worried about passing his drug test tomorrow find...... http://www.erinet.com/acsht
- 2 Money hungry Sambo wants: $7,000 month- 800-847-0441, $1500 weekly-
800-924-9819
- 2 Sheisterlet Wigwoman uncovers a conspiracy as she consults with Mordecai...vows to get even immediately!
- 3 Hoping to win $150,000- contest queen SAA calls 800-676-7726 and
800-682-6222
- 3 The Federal Brotherhood convenes at the Civic Center....after hours
of debate the Lumox boys vote- Belugaonics is in!
- 3 Human Gorilla Walleye protests at the Civic Center- plays his anal
flute and is battered helpless as he gasses up the building
- 3 Dave Pman takes his stinking buddy Buckminster to the emergency room. The living out-house is in critical condition
- 3 Tangled in WPIC wires like a fly in a spiders web, scab Sambo enjoys his favorite- Kentucky Head Hunters
- 3 Buy a meat plant- call 304-336-7841. Dade County declares
bankruptsy-an 881 octillion dollar bailout is needed
- 4 Surgeons inform Porcupine Pman that his friend beluga brownpants will have to have his intestines, colon, anus and testicles removed. The
human gorilla is full of cancer induced by years of gastrointestinal
overactivity/abuse. The doctors say that the lumox has a one in a million
chance of living- post operation.
- 4 Pman, upset that his buddy might die panics and smokes 4 cartons
of Viceroys and looks for his missing doink
- 4 PLG dreams: she is Queen Vashti and that she and King Xerxes are on
a mountain with a jug of King Solomon along with 7 maids and 7 eunuchs. Xerxes, falls asleep after drinking most of the bottle and she patronizes
the enuchs. PLG wakes-startled and experiencing hot chills and cold
flashes...in a mental quagmire
- 4 NBC reports a terrorist bombing has killed 156 people in Sussex, England. A memo, written in flatulanconics, is found at the bombing site.
Major vows to get those responsible
- 4 Smoked up Pman calls 800-422-6237 as he grasps at straws to help his
friend constipation gasbomb Beluga Walleye
- 4 The United Brotherhood of Unionized Wirepullers holds an emergency
meeting. The agenda hot item:
- 5 At the Wexford Slovak Club, Hardturd cries his heart out to
BigPicture rubberneck as they hit 412 lagers and 82 shots
- 5 Slob Doughboy asks you to view his favorite site:
http://abulafia.st.hmc.edu/~kshobaki/prick/prick_hierarchy/
- 5 desperate Heroinballs calls 800-372-7900, 800-553-7160,
800-948-8736, 800-332-0465 and 800-527-8118
- 5 San Jose 1- LA 0, Bristol 9-Orrell 4, Columbus 121-Seattle 107,
Calgary 4- Edmonton 0, Coventry 2- Bedford 1
- 5 NY Times reports that JFK was actually not killed in Dallas- that he
is alive and well in a salt dome in western Nevada
- 5 By a vote of 312,010 for and 6,905 against RUSTONICS is
declared the official language of the Wirepullers
- 6 Lonely doinkless Pman goes crazy at------------
http://www.winnerpage.com/?43260
- 6 Doctors begin to operate on Buckminster but he lets out a massive gastrointestinal bomb that freezes all present in a catatonic stupor. The
anesthesized patient begins talking in an unknown language from his anal sphincter
- 6 MC Hammerhead releases a new CD--.... it sells 51 million copies in one hour
- 6 Entire hospital succombs to the effects of the putrid hypnotic bomb
emitted by Brownpants -hospital quarantined
- 6 Hardturd and Sambo hit the booze hard at Chiefs Cafe-play cards until they pass out in drunken stupors-kicked out
- 7 Cusick and Heroinballs score 14 kilos of refined hash on the
northside, 32 lbs of reinforced hemp on the southside, $2000 worth of
crack on the east side and 72,000 diladids on the west end. HB calls Barry.
- 7 Jabbermouth Yesman discovers Yahoo! Chat Yesman can talk 24 hours a day now
- 7 Earn $1,000 a week modeling lingerie...call 281-446-1524. If you got
great legs- call 800-364-1747
- 7 For a portable urinal (that holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer) contact 800-888-3006
- 7 Sambo Stiffnecks favorite website
(((http://192.220.232.190/cgi-bin/idic/joe/.2.1.3.1.2.0.4.0.0)))
- 7 Looking for a good job? Janitor...412-885-2992...earn
$100,000 at 800-700-7177 or $150,000- 800-899-4503
- 8 Dead hospital zombies burried in a mass grave. EPA called in to
demolish entire facility- contaminated beyond recovery
- 8 KDKA reports a 300 lb. Beluga/Grizzly bear is seen walking around downtown in hospital clothing. This urban out-house is condsidered
extremely dangerous- in fact- . This
walking shit factory, dubbed PASKAHOUSU FLATULANCE by the EPA, was last
seen heading for McDonalds.
- 8 A massive blizzard engulfs northern Ohio. Cleveland hit with 37 inches of snow in 6 hours. Temperatures drop 30 degrees
- 8 Chief Hakio Hardturd tries to quell dissention between the Lumox-Belugas and the United Brotherhood--what language will ultimately be spoken? Sambo Rubberneck tries to pursuade HH that rustonics is the more civil of the two. Hardturd is not convinced. Garlic-breathed DS informs Hardturd about flatulanconics. Hardturd and Sambo discuss the issue all night long at the Elks in Homestead and after 638 beers each
they forget who they are............
- 8 Dave Pman consults with his lawyer. The lawsuit is thrown out by
Judge Prepuse P. Foreskin as being groundless
- 8 Get a job
here:http://classifieds.astranet.com/HCI/bin/nclassy.x/hciBSC006026000003L025
- 9 Bombed out Heroinballs celebrates the year of the OX with a syringe full of morphine straight in his heart
- 9 Realizing that he is going nowhere fast BigPicture MamboSambo sends
his resume to-- resumes@fore.com
- 9 A m a s s i v e 300 lb behemoth is found floating in the Allegheny River. Police river patrol tugboat pushes this belugas carcas into the
river sewage intake
- 9 Pman searches for cyber-porn but his screen freezes up. Pman panics and chain smokes 3 cartons of Kents then turns off all electrical power at
the house feed and hides in the dark for several hours
- 9 Cavedweller Smokin Pman, now assured that he is safe, turns on the
power and removes all his cyber-porn bookmarks
- 9 Hardturd calls 800-300-6716, 800-342-8863, 800-842-2164,
800-731-1550, 800-223-3273 + 800-552-1835
- 10 Finally back at work, 300 lb Stinkfest Brownpants lets out a sufur bomb that kills 13 and destroys the C wing
- 10 HB scores some drugs at www.eckerd.com. CFL and NFL merge to become
the NCFL. Pman eats 30 Big Border tacos
- 10 Clinton sends Gore to Sri Lanka to check on business opportunities.
Gore reports back that Mildew Spores are it!
- 10 Modern day Cavemans favorite
-
- 10 Drive a forklift-800-913-9670....Earn $500 a week wearing
lingerie....281-947-9993
- 10 Modell protests the CFL/NFL merger and threatens to move the Ravens
to Cleveland and form his own 1 team league
- 11 Gail eats 3 lbs of chocolate. Ice Princess has 3 climaxes in 15 minutes at work. Wighead bitch cuts 3 mustashes
- 11 SamtheSham informs Chief Hardturd (in writing) that he wants 2
buildings. He CAN handle the pressure!
- 11 The Belugas and the Wirepullers hold a joint meeting to review the
possibilities of merging the 2 organizations
- 11 To show that he really means business- Stiffneck BigPicture faxes
his resume to 330-841-8232 (Wiremans job)
- 11 On the job Heroinballs snorts too much crack- is rushed to the hospital- interns suggest 3 weeks off work to recoup
- 11 Lardbucket Doughboy
finally realizes that no one wants his shack!
Thinks about turning it into a chicken factory
- 12 ------Hardturds heaven---------
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/dest/eur/cze2.htm
- 12 Chief HH informs RamboSambo (in writing) that he has to get his GED
before he can take on any more responsibility
- 12 Police report a doink has been found in a dumpster outside of Long John Silvers
- 12 Earn $80,000..call 800-975-9756.Earn $3,000 a month--call 800-925-6163
- 12 Stoned at the Chinamans WorkHouse in Blawnox- Sambo cries his heart out to the Chief....they drink till they drop
- 12 Buckminster (human gorilla) Walleye consults with his shrink. The walking gas machine informs Dr. Schizobergerwicz that he doesnt understand
why people are always moving away from him. The shrink tells Mr. sulfur -- get the hell out of my office!
- 13 Blackhaired Wigwoman climbs Jacobs Ladder. Smokin Joe tries to send
email to Belize. Stoned Sambo counts his pennies
- 13 simple minded Yesman reads The Deep End of the Ocean. Hakio reads The Lost World.
- 13 Newt and Gov. Symington smoke a dozen stogies each. PLG links her
home page to.... Woman Sitting in a Garden
- 13 Stiffneck snaps! Pulls out his 30.06 and starts shooting at
anything in sight!!!!
- 13 http://www.avenue.com/forum/x/xavt578.html-----this site is
off-limits
- 13 Smoked up Pman learns that a doink has been found- rushes over to
3rd St. to check with the coroner
- 14 Cops arrest Sambo gunman at the East End Pool Hall where he is in a
coma after consuming 77 quarts of Schlitz Malt
- 14 As doinkless Pman is leaving the jail-Cops bring comatose Boozeboy Sambo in. Pman pleads- dont lock him up!
- 14 PLG sends a e-valentine to apepkc@lycos.com. King Farouk sends a
valentine to himself.
- 14 Ecoli sludge machine Brownpants leaves a trail of brown liquid
all the way from McKeesport into Oakland
- 14 Want to earn $45-65,000?....800-223-8887-----call 800-693-7236 for $50-150,000!!!!!!!
- 14 Detroit levels Dallas, Washington grinds up Tampa Bay, Werder
Bremen slaps SC Freiburg, Nottingham pounds Bedford
- 15 The Belugas and the United Brotherhood pool their resources- raise
$200,000 to pay for a straight bond to get killer Stiffneck Sambo
out of the lockup. Sambo and the boys head straight to Chiefs Cafe for an
all-dayer/all-nighter
- 15 With the profits from his drug deals Heroinballs buys a new battery
powered PC. HB, Cusick and Barry search for drugs on the internet. Dopeheads get very confused when they find
http://www.info.waseda.ac.jp/search.html . Crackheads decide they have had enough- for now
- 15 WWF champion Big Beerbelly Kielbassi defeats Steve Austin. Tag team champions Oscar Stenchring and Moonman Double Whopper win by disqualification over the The Coffin Twins
- 15 Hakio solicits info from 800-231-4874, 800-548-4677, 800-444-1331,
800-582-0940 + 800-722-9273
- 15 Barry, Cusick and Heroinballs decide they are going to invest in
sports- plow 1.2 million into Bam and 1.4 million into Irvin
- 16 All of a sudden- Sambo and tunes
in...... http://shoga.wwa.com/~strategy/
- 16 kak Walleye, Smokin Joe, Doughboy and his sheister wife eat breakfast at Hardees. Pman does the dishes as the others leave without
paying
- 16 realizing that the end is near, Rubberneck Stiffneck draws up his will in crayon on the back of his Mildew Spore stock certificate
- 16 SJMFs inquire about chicken farms with Tyson. Sambo starts
rambeling about Cesar Borgia + Pope Alexander V1
- 16 Pissbuckets worldwide-this is for you: http://www.netshack.no/cgi-bin/hist-start/0.0.2.1.0.0
- 16 Idi Amin sets up a meeting in Brussels with Todor Zhivkov, Egon Krenz, Erich Honecker, Gustav Husak + Alberto Fujimori
- 17 Stupored BigPicture calls off work sick--goes looking for a grave
site. Hardturd pulls wires in WPIC in his absence
- 17 SamboJamboRamboHalf-deadMambo locates a potential grave site near the Russelton dump
- 17 City council constable delivers a summons to the SJMFs. They cannot
open a chicken farm in the city
- 17 Pman (still searching for a doink) gets locked in a 5th floor WPIC
closet. Police have to break Pman free
- 17 Chief Hardturd tells bushbrowed DS to prevent the potential merger
of the United Brotherhood and the Federal Brotherhood no matter what. DS
asks HH how he proposes to do this? HH is stumped! Garlic-breath consults
the boys. The meeting is wrecked however when modern-day Caveman
Buckminster Beluga drops a load of diarrhea that sends everyone to the hospital unable to breathe.
- 18 Koop tells the media that Nanak Varhamana Abdul-Alibaba is a sharlitan
- 18 computer-snooper PLG finds cookies hidden under her home PC. Buy a
Barbie Doll at 800-248-5957
- 18 The Chicago Tribune reports .The story is that Mr. Money died by his fireplace
with an empty gallon bottle of whiskey by his head.
- 18 Smokin Doinkless Pman goes hysterical upon receiving word that his
friend Stiffneck BigPicture is dead. Pman smokes 127 straight Marlboros.
Heroinballs wakes up from a drug overdose and Pman informs him of the
death of his associate. HB shoots a syringe full of codeine right in his
jugular and falls back into a deep coma. Pman rushes to Hardturds office,
leaving a river of tears trailing. On the way, he runs into Buckminster
Beluga Stinkman who, upon learning of Sambo demise, drops a load
sludge right in the hallway. Pman, now unable to breathe, and blinded
by his tears, passes out.
- 18 Paramedics summoned to revive Pman. Pman rushes to Hardturd and
informs him of ghib-BigPictures death. Chieftain pulls a bottle of vodka
out and drinks it down straight. HH passes out at his desk. Hysterical
Smokin Joe, crying buckets now, doesn't know what to do. Pman finds his
way to Yesman, who calls the operator and talks with her for 42 minutes. Pman leaves and heads for Jerrys Southside Cigar Shop.
- 18 The Federal Brotherhood gets word (through Buckminster Beluga Brownpants ) that Sambo is dead! The boys all head for the Drink-n-Drop Inn
- 18 Word arrives at the United Brotherhood headquarters that SamtheSham
died. The administrators rush over to Memphis Speakeasy for a blowout
- 19 Drugking Heroinballs awakes from his coma and sees
MachoCamachoSambo at his desk! HB is mortified!
- 19 In a psychotic rage HB rushes out of the office and asks the white
coats to lock him up forever
- 19 Word gets around through the grapevine that
- 19 Everyone is confused beyond belief.....Is Mr. Money dead or
alive???? Sambo goes to Hardturds office and finds him tanked up/stoned.
BigPicture Rubberneck attempts to wake the boozeboy up but is
unsuccessful. Sambo calls galoot DS but gets the answering machine. Mr.
Bigbucks goes to the liquor store , gets a big jug of vodka and goes back to his office
- 19 PLG walks into Sambos office and finds Mr. Vodkabrain on the
floor-passed out. Pman comes in smoking 7 cigarettes at once. PLG and Pman
get into a fist fight. Buckminster Cave-animal enters and gasses everyone out
- 19 Police summoned to stinking office but cant enter as the room is
filled with toxic fumes. Fire department hoses down the entire floor.
- 20 The Federal Brotherhood members say that the United Brotherhood
members lied about Sambo!
- 20 The Wirepullers notify the media that the Belugas are responsible
for this hoax....the Belugas get word of this and go on strike
- 20 Pman calls Zugerts Funeral Home to make arrangements for
Rubbernecks cremation
- 20 Stinking Beluga Baluga calls Pman and tells him that Sambo is not
dead- just drunk! Pman starts sweating as the funeral home already picked up Sambos carcas from the office and are on the way to the city
dump/crematory
- 20 Dave the Doinkster rushes over to the dump but runs into the
. Smokin Joe
hops in the vehicle and pulls Sambo out of the casket. Pman nearly passes out from the vodka fumes, but manages to get the living distillery out on the street
- 20 Smokin Joe, sweating like a bull in heat, puts Sambo in a cab and
sends him home. Pman heads over to the south side
- 21 Hakio Hardturd summons everyone into his office.....Is Sambo dead or alive?
- 21 The Belugas accuse the United Brotherhood of a hoax and the
Brotherhood says that the Federal Belugas lied and a major riot breaks out
and, in the mayhem, Hardturd is shot with his own pistol. The Belugas say
the Brotherhood caused this and the Wirepullers say that the Lumox-Belugas
are responsible and another riot ensues......city police arrest the
modern-day cave beings and lock them all up a make-shift surrogate jail by the city dump
- 21 Surgeons remove the bullet from Hardturds beer belly and say the prognosis is very good-he can return to work next week
- 21 Become a janitor by calling 412-261-6222 or become an orthodontist by calling 717-652-9406
- 21 Starving Lilliput tunes in . She goes crazy and eats cookies
- 21 NASA reports that there is a source of toxic fumes coming from western Pennsylvania that is destroying the earths atmosphere. The odor is
so potent that it will wipe out the earths stratosphere within 3 weeks-
killing every living thing on the planet. This stench must be located
and purged from the face of the earth!
- 22 Psychotic Heroinballs begs the white coats to let him out of the
asylum but he is put in a straight-jacket and wrapped up in duct
tape........HB goes into severe DTs
- 22 Human Gorilla Walleye sniffs 4 bags full of superglue and fires
up his anal flute while looking for Proxima Centauri
- 22 Sheister Wigwoman threatens to sue the city. Her dump is not
suitable for anything but a slum/barn and she wants to raise chickens!
- 22 Ice Princess meets Smokin Joe at a party at the Grove. The two hit it off well. IP takes Pman home and chains him to her bed spread eagle.
Ice Princess empties her freezer.
- 22 Finally feeling better, SamboRamboMoneyMambo looks for
$$$$.....http://www.akm.ru/ENG/index/indframe.htm
- 22 Earn $3,000 a month here-800-321-7690....Get a job- 24 hours a day
at 717-485-6684
- 23 Ravenously hungry, goon-beluga Brownbagger Shitpants eats 40 double-Whoppers, then 32 bowls of Wendys chili
- 23 Gastointestinal Hbomb lets it all out in Wendys mens room- the
entire store is pulvarized by the stench
- 23 Reborn SamShamMan and beer belly Hakio drink all day long at the Slovak Club until they get in a fight and are thrown out
- 23 FBI called in to investigate matters of drunkards/staged
death/riots/glue sniffers/unpaid funeral/HB etc. etc.
- 23 Earthquake rocks Belize- all email communications severed as a
result!
- 23 IP releases Pman. Pman says he will never go back to the Grove
again. Smokin Joe gets in his car and rushes out of town- headed
south--DESTINATION UNKNOWN........
- 24 Back on the job, Mr. Sambo gets all tangled up in wires at WPIC.
The Stooge-Lumox Belugas black-list Sambo!
- 24 BigPicture Rubberneck ask the United Brotherhood for help getting
untangled but they shun/ignore the nerd.
- 24 Hakio walks to WPIC to untangle Stiffneck. Hakio then pays $40,000
bond to have Heroinballs released from the psychotic ward
- 24 HB tells Stinkfest Buckminster he saw a 7 headed rhino in his
padded cell. Stinkfest tells HB he saw it too
- 24 after eating a bag full of cookies, PLG has another
nightmare......The Pope and PLG are feeding the birds when a big vulture
suddenly appears. The vulture eats the Pope and carries PLG off to a
far-away land. The vulture subsequently turns into Ed McMahon who presents
PLG with a check for $60 billion dollars. She can keep the money, only if
she marries the Pope, who is inside the vulture. PLG wakes with puss
running out of her eyes.......
- 24 Fatboy Lardbucket Sheister Doughboy eats the last can of Spam left. Wigwoman, mad as a hornet, pounds the pig silly
- 25 Hakio tells bigboy DS to eliminate the Brotherhoods now. Bigboy
asks Hardturd how? Hakio pops 20 aspirins
- 25 Heatwave melts Canada- over 100 degrees in Ottawa and Hull and 120
in Windsor....glaciers melt!
- 25 The Federal Brotherhood of Stooge-Lumox Belugas gets word that
Hakio is plotting to eliminate them. They plan to assinate Hakio
- 25 The United Brotherhood finds out that the Federal Brotherhood is
planning to kill Hardturd and so they issue a mandate to the members to
kill him first- offering a $210,000 bounty on his dead carcas
- 25 The Belugas learn that the United boys want to kill the Chief HH so
they decide to protect Hakio at any cost
- 25 Big Lumox Cro-magnon Brownpants warns the Belugas that Hakio is
really their enemy! The brothers start fighting over this and complete
dissention developes within the Beluga organization. This leads the right
wing faction of the Belugas to form a seperate union----The Federated
Unionized International Brotherhood of CaveBeings. and the premise of
their charter is to kill Mr. Hardturd.
- 26 The United Brotherhood, which has actually infiltrated the Belugas,
spreads lies and rumors. The purpose is to keep the members off base- a
smoke screen- so to speak. The United boys really plan to kill Hakio the
first opportunity they get.
- 26 The Federated Unionized International Brotherhood of CaveBeings
holds a meeting at Pedros Pool Hall. The
brothers get rambunkscious and after 50-70 beers each go out to lynch Chief Hardturd
- 26 A gang of CaveBeings runs into a gang of United boys on route 16.
After a 20 hour shoot-out, 52 dead cave animals and 61 dead United boys
the two factions decide to merge into one International
fraternity.... The Unionized Central Brothers of the American National Union Society
- 26 Hakio gets word that everyone wants to kill him. Hardturd tells
rubberneck Sambo and galoot DS to get rid of everyone!
- 26 Hardturd calls Western-Peoria Continental Life and takes out a $77
million term life insurance policy on his life
- 27 Johnston tells Balwin--we can sell Jagr, Lemieux and Francis and
build a new arena with the proceeds
- 27 King Farouk informs Hakio (in private) that Mr. Yesman is really a spy from A.N.U.S. Hakio calls his buddy Heroinballs
- 27 Heroinballs rushes to Hardturds office in a cold-sweat. HB tells
Hakio that Sambo is really the enemy and that Pman wants Hakios doink!
Hakio is stunned and does not believe his best friend Heroinballs.
- 27 One by one, Hakio summons the boys to his office. Hardturd grills
uneducated Sambo. Sauced-up Sambo doesnt know anything, as usual. Smokin Joe is another story....Hardturd and the Pman talk for 3 and a half hours
straight. In the end, it all washes out-Pman tells Hakio that Heroinballs
is really an alien from Ganemede and Buckminster Beluga Gorilla is really
the mastermind of this whole clandestine plot!!! Hardturd vows to
eliminate Mr. Stink, no matter what.
- 28 A.N.U.S. orders its members to discredit the CaveBeings, the
Belugas and the United Brotherhood at all costs
- 28 The Lumox-Belugas issue an internal brotherhood warrant--kill
Big Lumox Cro-magnon Brownpants now!
- 28 The CaveBeings know that Smokin Joe is a traitor and they inform
the brothers to have him eliminated immediately
- 28 Sambo, tanked up at the Wexford Lions, finds out that Heroinballs
betrayed him. Killerman goes home to get his pistol and heads straight to HBs drug den
- 28 Hardturd, souped up on 40 shots of rum at the Ross Chinamans-Tse
Tao Club learns that Smokin Joe is really a spy for WPIC. Hakio hits 14
pints of Ale and heads home to get his rifle and makes a b-line to Pmans abode
- 28 Lumox human gorilla Hbomb consumes 57 Whoppers, takes a super-dump
and visits his brothers at a pep-rally. Bigboy Stinkfest is told that the
Yesman lied and incriminated him. Hbomb goes into his brownbag of courage, gets his machine gun and travels over to Yesmans
apartment......................
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