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Dan Sroka April 1997 Calendar
- 1 Rabbi Emanuel Berkovitz pays his respects to Heroinballs at his gravesite. A monumental thunderstorm engulfs Indiantown Gap
- 1 Swami Arjuna Dhritarashtra IV prays for Heroinballs and leaves the
Bhagavad-Gita on his grave
- 1 Gruesome human-gorilla Stinkfest Walleye informs his doctor
that he was a THALIDOMIDE BABY!
- 1 A priest and a minister recite prayers for the deceased Heroinballs.
Heavy snows blast Fort Indiantown Gap
- 1 Shaman Voo-doo E. Ignoramus urinates all over drug-king Heroinballs
grave and spreads dung-beetle feces there upon
- 1 Hardturd informs the Belugas they can take tomorrow off to visit HBs
grave......the boys go get wrecked at Pedros Pool Hall
- 2 NASA reports that Hale-Bopp has disappeared! Scientists have no clue as to what happened
- 2 Ljunggren Beamon Suleymanogulu III spends time grieving at Mr.
Heroinballs new home. Ljunggren is taken away in tears
- 2 Carlos Enrigue Cervantes de Gortari pops pills and smokes hash at
HBs resting place...a mini-earthquake rocks the vacinity
- 2 can donate to Heroinballs memorial!
visit-http://www.state.pa.us/PA_Exec/Military_Affairs/memorial.html
- 2 35 busloads of boozed-up drunkards/fools demolish Indiantown Gap
national cemetery....modern-day Caveman Buckminster Shitfest drops a load of diarrhea that forces even the deceased spirits to vacate!!! The Belugas leave the caveman there alone
- 2 At midnight, in a stupor from his own fumes and feeling no pain,
ugly behemoth mastadon Brownpants Walleye digs up his buddys body. At first, the cannibal was going to eat his former best friend, but he
decided to take him back to Boston to feed his entire family
- 3 All of the Stooge-Lumox Belugas call off work sick/drunk. As a
result Rambo-Sambo pulls wires and nearly hangs himself in WPIC
- 3 Ugly monster Cannibal Caveman Walleye recruits Doinkless Pman to
transport HBs corpse from the bus depot to Cavemans dump
- 3 Pmans Fred Flinstone-mobile breaks down on the Parkway. Beluga
Walleye drags the stiff corpse all the way to Boston
- 3 suddenly Hale-Bopp reappears! CNN says its headed straight
for Earth! The world is startled
- 3 PLG has a vivid dream....At a former job, she is offered a promotion
and a lot of power. PLG decides its too much pressure and instead decides
to join the Khmer Rouge. After making her choice, she receives a
call on her cellular phone- its Chiang Kai-Shek. He tells PLG she has made
a serious and fatal mistake. PLG wakes with comedones covering her body!!!
- 3 Shaman Voo-doo E. Ignoramus, Swami Arjuna Dhritarashtra IV and Rabbi
Emanuel Berkovitz go to HBs (former) grave-site only to find and empty
hole! The 3 report that Heroinballs is gone! State Police issue a warrant for Carlos Enrigue Cervantes de Gortari
- 4 Wall Street crashes on reports that Hale-Bopp is going to be the
big bang. Trillions lost in seconds
- 4 Mastodon Caveman Beluga takes his dead friend to the
southside.....http://www.clpgh.org/exhibit/neighborhoods/south/south_n212.html
- 4 On the southside Carlos Enrigue Cervantes de Gortari shows up at the
mortuary. He produces a special concoction of potent mind altering drugs
combined with uric acid, bun, creatinine and refined scrotum powder and
administers this to the dopehead. At the same time, Buckminster Shitpants
hooks a hose up from his putrid anal cavity to Heroinballs mouth and
begins pulvarizing the corpse with sulfur/methane eruptions.....suddenly
the dead rotting zombie Heroinballs comes back to life- twitching, in
massive tremors and convulsions. Eventually, the drug addict begins
talking....his first utterance is
- 4 From the southside smelly Brownpants calls Hakio to tell him the good (or bad- as the case may be) news. Hakio is flabbergasted that his
former friend and top employee Heroinballs is actually alive! Hakio and the drug king talk briefly. Hakio gives HB 2 weeks off at full pay to recover from his resurrection.........
- 4 Mr. Moneybags Sambo-goon-Rambo has a nervous breakdown...all of his
retirement savings (all $275 worth) went down the tubes in the stock
market crash. Sambo is sent to the insane asylum
- 5 To celebrate Charlatan Gluesniffer and dope-head Heroinballs get
wrecked on bolt, apple jack and wet dank-really pours it on!
- 5 modern-day Caveman Beluga Stinkfest tells his kids there will be no
meat tonight- just beans and spagetti
- 5 NASA reports that Hale-Bopp is headed straight for the US. An
emergency meeting is held in Brussels
- 5 Crippled Clinton, stiff-wooden Yeltsin and big-boy Idi Amin meet in Belgium
- 5 Doomed or not- Heroinballs has a big blowout-free drugs and dope for
all. The Belugas get annihilated!
- 6 Uneducated Rambo-Sambo breaks out of the nut-house and gets a
machine gun at Harrys House of Murder Weapons
- 6 Crazed gunman Sambo-Hambone climbs on top of the Rankin Bridge and
begins killing innocent unsuspecting everyday folks
- 6 Ice Princess invites Pman over for a thorough vacuuming.....Pman says he never felt so HOLLOW after the affair!
- 6 Crippled Clinton, stiff-wooden Yeltsin and big-boy Idi Amin admit
there is nothing they can do about Hale-Bopp!
- 6 The entire planet is in utter caous! Thousands murdered in NYC
alone! OJ cuts his own head off (again). HB parties like its 1999
- 6 HB learns about 30 days paid vacation....calls 800-438-8724...police
SWAT team shoots killer Sambo Gunman- hes rushed to PUH
- 7 Dan Rather reports the comet is 30 million miles away- headed
straight for the US- and NOTHING can stop it
- 7 Billions across the planet have endless sex with anybody and
everybody. Shinichiro Kaneko is hung in Times Square
- 7 Ecuador Cotopaxi volcano erupts killing 2,105 pilgrims seeking
salvation from the impending doom
- 7 major riots result in thousands of deaths in Chicago, Philadelphia,
St. Paul, New Orleans, Houston and Montreal
- 7 Greenspan drops the money..Ice Princess drops her panties..Gorilla
Brownpants drops a bucket-full..Yeltsin drops the bottle
- 7 Swami Arjuna Dhritarashtra IV prays for a miracle, Shaman Voo-doo E.
Ignoramus calls the spirit-world
- 8 PLG dreams: she is on the CMU rover on its way to the moon. A
bright streak of light nearly colides with her. Thats IT! PLG wakes
suffering from keratosis
- 8 PLG calls Morabian, Gastrointestinal Nightmare human-gorilla
Walleye, the White House, the CIA and Idi Amin
- 8 All flushed out after a boiling enema- Brownpants takes a bike ride
along the railroad tracks at midnight-observing Hale-Bopp
- 8 Brad Smith informs the media that the CMU rover has enough toxic gas
aboard (courtesy of the ugly gastointestinal murderer Walleye) to wipe out
a whole solar system! Morabian gives NASA permission to send the rover
straight into Hale-Bopp
- 8 NASA changes the trajectory of the rover. Now the world breathes a
sigh of relief! Billions of hard rubber dildos are turned out by the
latex manufacturers across the globe
- 8 The economy takes an upturn! Greenspan says let the money flow. Ice
Princess says let the juices flow. Big-boy Diarrhea Flatulance King
Walleye says let the shit flow. Yeltsin says let the Geritol flow!
- 9 killerman Sambo is discharged from the hospital. Pman attempts to
drive him home but his galopy breaks down on the Parkway
- 9 Rambo-Sambo heads for the Elks club- consumes 48 straight shots of
vodka...Pman pushes his junk-mobile up Forbes Ave
- 9 Hardturd, tanked up in another booth at the Elks- sees RamboKillerman and they both start shooting the breeze (and booze)
- 9 Its full spead ahead.......CMUs world savior heads right at
Hale-Bopp (which now has been affectionately re-named
- 9 Drugged up Heroinballs relaxes on the beach at Sarasota...popping
pills, smoking hash by the pound, and drinking Thunderbird
- 9 Dreamer PLG sends crippled Clinton a certified letter indicating
that she wants full credit for saving the world
- 10 Tulane researchers announce that they have discovered access to the
F O U R T H D I M E N S I O N
- 10 Chinese manufacturers turn out trillions of Betty Boop ceremonial
enema kits.....selling faster than they can be supplied
- 10 Doughboy and his ugly sheister-wife consult with Rabbi Emanuel Berkovitz
- 10 Stockmarket rockets to the 11000 level. Investors- who just a few
days earlier had lost trillions- plow octillions in!!!!
- 10
- 10 Cooked on a bale of hash ...HB stumbles upon--------
http://www.leba.net/chamber/thegap.html
- 11 Brokaw tells the world that tomorrow is D-day for Betty
Boop. Morabian makes a special appearance on NBC
- 11 HB takes a trip to Tijuana to meet his associate Carlos Enrigue
Cervantes de Gortari....they talk over a mega-mega-mega deal
- 11 Hakio Hardturd tells the modern-day cavemen and the belugas they can have tomorrow off with full pay (to watch Betty Boop get
creamed!).......the human gorilla head straight for Pedros and a royal trip down unconsciousness lane!
- 11 Clinton emails PLG.......you are invited to a luncheon with Swami
Arjuna Dhritarashtra IV and Kristi Yamaguchi. PLG refuses
- 11 Jiang orders the Shenyang Rubber-doink Factory and the Fujian State Steel Conglomorate to produce 24 hours a day- 365 days a year. The world demand for 18 inch soft rubber 2 headed doinks and electric metal 20 inch
vibrators has never been higher. The market is estimated to be well over
$376,090,401,000,000,000,000.00
- 11 King Farouk has a heart-attack....hes rushed to MUH, near death. Hardturd goes to the hospital- in tears
- 11 Federal Brotherhood of Stooge-Lumox Belugas holds a Boop Blowout-
249,000 goons show up for free kielbassa + weiners
- 12 NASA commands the CMU (Gastrointestinal Nightmare) Boop-creamer
into full throttle.. Billions watch on TV for the big climax
- 12 Modell renames the Ravens the Boopsters. Guarantees Baltimore fans
(in writing) they will win the Superbowl this year!!!!!
- 12 Betty Boop and the rover head for a rendezvous of cosmic
cataclysmic proportions never seen in modern-day (caveman- or
otherwise) history
- 12 Morabian announces if this is a success-all CMU students
graduate today with a 4.0 GPA! No questions asked!
- 12 . The World is saved! Millions run naked in the streets from Zaragoza to Concepcion. The world runs out of rubbers in one day......
- 12 CMU goes out of business! Doctors world wide report an epidemic of
pyelonephritis....believe to be caused from the toxic
gastrointestinal sulfur emitted (from Buckminster Shitpants gas on the CMU
rover)....doctors fear this epidemic will kill billions of people
- 13 McDonalds cuts the price of the Big Mac to 1 cent.....hundreds of
thousands of human-gorillas eat trillions of burgers
- 13 The modern-day cavemen have a big party at Chiefs Cafe... the usual
boozeboys get ripped....Sambo and Hakio get into a fist fight over who won the battle- Betty or the rover. Shaman Voo-doo E. Ignoramus urinates all
over Chiefs floor. Big Oscar Meyer (human) weiner Walleye dumps a putrid
load all over Chiefs floor. The gluttons drink and eat like the cave
animals they are
- 13 Heroinballs tells his associates what it was like to be dead. The
boys believe every word of the drug addict
- 13 . World
governments proclain its Buckminster Shitpants fault and they issue
a mutual proclamation......... A $10 trillion bounty is put out on his big-stinking ass
- 13 Sherrill orders a bull castration for his new recruits. Become a
title clerk by calling 800-734-1718
- 13 In Milwaukee, U2 parties with Mayor Nurquist. Bono hits 47 pints of Pabst prior to the concert. Heroinballs takes in the show
- 14 Patrick tells Baldwin.....I guarantee we will win the Stanley
Cup THIS TIME. Baldwin tells Patrick youre fired!
- 14 PLG has a nightmare: She joins the Heavens Gate cult in Ross. Sagan
comes to her and informs her that she must be transported to Halleys comet as there are 6 headed alien parasites from Orion joy-riding on the comet (now billions of miles out in deep-space). PLG tells Sagan she is affraid but he assures her that it is safe. She begins the journey traveling in hyperbolic space/time. In seconds, she is on Halley. She discovers its not
6 headed aliens on the comet but joy-riding. PLG wakes- startled and confused... as usual
- 14 Internet nuts pound this site for 274,900 hits today alone----
http://hardpress.com/newhp/project/mirror/mirror2.html
- 14 Leyland quits in Florida, Jordan quits in Sacramento, Bowman quits
in Detroit, Campbell quits in NY, Lamont quits in Pittsburgh
- 14 Become a maintenance person-fax your resume to 215-238-3543 or get
some Massage training at 800-491-3470
- 14 Koop informs the Philadelphia Inquirer that pyelonephritis must be
eliminated! Cream filled Betty Boop cup cakes skyrocket
- 15 Rubberneck/Stiffneck Sambo gives the WPIC boys a good workout installing 205 ISDN lines in the operating room
- 15 Lindros is traded for Shanahan whos traded for Jagr whos traded for
Palffy whos traded for Stevens, etc. etc.
- 15 Heroinballs tells Lumox Gorilla Brownpants he was not really
dead, just in another dimension. Brownpants tells HB hes been there!
- 15 Young Chinese babes demand 6 inch high heeled clogs.....Jiang
orders the Kangding Peoples Wood-pulp Factory to work day and night
- 15 millions of 6 inch high heeled clogs are ordered at
800-403-2668....Wall Street in utter caous as 5 inch high heeled clogs
cant be sold
- 15 Sheister sham-artist Doughboy rents out his delapidated dump to the local Heavens Gate cult
- 16 Pman sneeks over to Ice Princess' abode for a frigid workout. Pman now knows what Nanook knew- that cryogenics can chill you
- 16 Glueman Mastodon Walleye views the Pegasus constellation
with a severe case of constipation
- 16 Gambling Lilliput hits again with 1622- gets $2,700 from the
lottery and $30,500 from the bookie...buys 6 inch clogs galore
- 16 modern day cave men order tons of Honey Baked Ham at
800-356-4267 and 717-730-0700
- 16 Penguins get smashed by the Islanders in the playoffs...Baldwin
cleans house (finally!). Rangers wallop Philadelphia
- 16 On the 61C Hbomb lets out an eruption that blows the sides off the
bus......PAT bans the big goon for life
- 17 Tulane researchers inform the media that the secret to the fourth
dimension has to do with octogonal scrotum influenza
- 17 Billy Bob Thorton hits on Surya Bonaly, Marlena hits on cigars,
Stinkman Walleye hits on the toilet and Sambo hits on the cribari
- 17 Hardturd calls 800-939-9936, 800-526-7314, 800-582-6066,
800-795-0077, 800-799-4673 and 800-879-7296
- 17 Hardturd and his colleague Machoman Bigbucks Sambo
spend the rest of the day pulvarized at the West End Saloon
- 17 Heroinballs, looped on 30 hits of acid, stumbles upon Sambo and
Hardturd.....they get into a big fiasco over Betty Boop- all locked up
- 17 Doughboy and his ugly sham-wife consult with Cannibal Caveman Walleye and Shaman Voo-doo E. Ignoramus
- 18 A glut of solid steel dildos hit the American
marketplace.......dirt cheap. McDonalds gives out free dildos with the 1 cent sandwich
- 18 Canada declares an emergency.......6 inch high heeled clogs cant be
found! Ottawa in shambles. US manufacturers ship hundreds of thousands of
pairs of 5 inch high heeled clogs to Ottawa.
- 18 PLG has (yet another) nightmare: She has opened a club called the
SIX INCH STEP UP and she needs a piano player. Elton shows up for the job
but she tells him shes already signed Hornsby for the position. A gorgious
blonde in 6 inch high heeled black clogs appears at the club next and PLG
wonders who she is and the luscious babe tells her . PLG falls off of her 6 inch clogs and
wakes....stumped and with a severe fever!!!!!!
- 18 Grave diggers at Indiantown Gap are shocked when they find 800 lbs
of hash in a casket. Carlos Enrigue Cervantes de Gortari claims the cache
but Heroinballs gets a court decree claiming sovereign rights/domain
- 18 Homestead cops inform Smokin Joe Pman they found a severed doink on the banks of the Mon. John Bobbit is not the owner
- 18 Farquhar tells the Baltimore media that the NEAR spacecraft is off
trajectory and will plow right into Mathilde...furthermore- the Hubble
telescope photos of Mathilde reveal signs, written in Chinese, advertising
the Heavens Gate cult!!!!
- 18 NBC, ABC and CNN report that Tulane University has disappeared! CBS
reports that coffee prices are going to soar as a result of the Ecuador
Cotopaxi volcano eruption.... expect to pay $3 a cup immediately
- 19 Millions of young Chinese babes demand garter belts to go with
their 6 inch clogs. Jiang orders the United Peoples Jinta Linen and Silk
Palace to go into high alert and produce billions, not
millions........
- 19 Ice Princess orders 7 inch wood mules. Pman, sencing she is one inch taller, inhales very very deeply
- 19 Crippled Clinton and Stiff-wooden Yeltsin both order their
respective textile industrys to go into full swing
- 19 Rubberneck Sambo invests $200 in Peruvian mountain-grown Lava
coffee (PMLC).....by the end of the day- Sambos stock is worth $201!
- 19 National Enquirer headline: Merle Oberons grave is missing.
Koop tells Dan Rather that Pickwickian syndrome will destroy America
- 19 Sambo, feeling on the verge of a big score, plows $200 more into
PMLC....his broker tells him its a steal!!!!!!
- 20 Elbys BigBoy Walleye informs his shrink that he is
psychotic. The shrink tells Elbys BigBoy Walleye its good you
finally realize that!
- 20 . Pman heads to Rancho Sante Fee in search of a doink
- 20 OJ gives an exclusive interview to the New York Times in
which he confesses that he bombed the Oklahoma City Federal Bldg.
- 20 After hitting 3 quarts of Cribari Stiffneck Sambo sees comets,
stars, planets, moons, gremlins, pink elephants, aliens, etc. etc.
- 20 Hakio Hardturd sends the baluga belugas email... they can take
tommorow of with full pay
- 20 Mr. Yesman, dressed in suit/vest/tophat and jog shoes attends Talkaholics Anon. Yesman is barred from future meetings!
- 21 Hungover BigPicture MachoCamacho Stiffneck orders new underware
at......http://www.ishops.com/wwf/unmesjam.html
- 21 Paskahousu Brownpants is caught in a WPIC closet with his pants down (not) taking a dump
- 21 Clinton sends 250 tanks to Albania. Major sends 400 machine guns to
Albania. Yeltsin sends 300 bottles of Geritol to Albania
- 21 Shaman Voo-doo E. Ignoramus, Swami Arjuna Dhritarashtra IV and
Rabbi Emanuel Berkovitz go to Ganzhou for supplies
- 21 Baseball fever sweeps America.....millions of cholesterol laidened
franks are washed down by millions of gallons of suds
- 21 Become a secretary---fax 614-470-8713 or----become an
accountant...fax 814-238-2919
- 22 John Huang gives the DNC $20 million. Gorbachev sends the (former)
KGB 1 million rubles. Sambo sends himself a paycheck (which bounces)
- 22 Kristi Yamaguchi marries Jiang Zemin. Jiang orders the Chengdu
Stainless Steel Factory to pump out millions of ice skates..now!
- 22 Wild young teenage babes run rampant through the streets of Hong
Kong stealing 6 inch high heeled clogs and garter belts
- 22 Heroinballs tells Hardturd he is drug free. Hardturd tells
Heroinballs he only had 78 beers last night!
- 22 PLG dreams she is after eating a
box of chocolate cookies and 3 onion pierogies
- 23 Brooklyn Police notify the media that the grave of Jake Daubert is
missing!!! Bell Atlantic installs ISDN lines for only $39.99
- 23 Lilliput spends all day at the dog races and loses $22 on Cajun
Bossier, $70 on Hobos Surfin, but wins $90 on Patty Wagon
- 23 Bob Clark resigns from the Flyers to coach the new Salt Lake City
Periodontals (former Hartford Whalers)
- 23 Abdul-Alibaba Nanak Varhamana meditates to the 4th dimension and
locates missing Tulane
- 23 The Soviet News agency reports that Nikitas grave is
gone........the Hong Kong dollar drops to 1.27 as riots break out over
high heels
- 23 OJ rents a flop-house on skid-row. Salt Lake City Delta Center
mysteriously burns to the ground...Periodontals move to Cleveland
- 24 Buckminster Qball sees octogonal images..including 8 headed-aliens everywhere (without any glue)...the goon drops another load
- 24 hundreds of tornados plow through Ohio and West Virginia-
Clinton declares both states a total loss
- 24 PLG cooks a goose from
http://www.garfnet.org.uk/new_mill/winter96/lup_rec3.htm (so as to induce
more lucid nightmares)
- 24 The FBI reports that Applewhite was actually an alien from
Shoemaker-Levy 9..His cousin refutes this...stating he was from Saturn
- 24 TCI reduces its rates to $50 a month. Bell South announces it will
supply PCS service for $7.07 a month with unlimited free calling
- 24 Modell threatens to sell the Boopsters to Cleveland. Jack Kent
Cooke refuses to play the Boopsters
- 25 Grommie and Wallace visit ugly behemoth monster Brownpants in
Boston. A killer gas-bomb attack wrecks Boston PA
- 25 Jiang gives Berkovitz a solid steel electric dildo, Dhritarashtra IV a Betty Boop memorial enema kit and Ignoramus a secret elixer
- 25 Memphis cops report that Elvis grave is gone! Wall Street takes a
beating as American girls refuse to buy 8 inch rubber high heels
- 25 Newt warns Jiang dont send those dildos over here! Zyuganov
threatens Jiang we will not import those high heels!
- 25 Gore sends Jiang email....keep your garter belts to yourself....
Ottawa orders 30 million pairs of chinese 6 inch clogs
- 25 NASA informs the Detroit Free Press that the Pathfinder has
been hijacked on its way to Mars
- 26 In the WWF- Champ Undertaker digs his own grave, Hitman pins
himself and submits and the Human-Gorilla is caged
- 26 Hakio and the Belugas gets wrecked at the Wexford Hunky Club- police take the goons to the county lockup
- 26 McVeigh tells his lawyer that OJ did the Federal Building!
Heroinballs sees Applewhite in the graveyard after hitting a bong of crack
- 26 Dan Reeves tells Falcons he will lose another 100 games before he
retires. Bum Philips calls him with support
- 26 CIA announces that Nixons grave cant be located....Chinese girls
riot nationwide over the inability to get seductive lingerie
- 26 The Nanjing Silk Factory and the Daxian Peoples Rubber Mill hire
thousands and work 24 hour shifts until further notice
- 27 millions are hired at the Tientsin Autonomous Region Hosiery
Commune Ltd. as girls demand more...more....more
- 27 Young chinese babes learn of the Olga Lacey Textures bra on the
internet-mass riots break out all over China
- 27 Ottawa is well on its way to its first Stanley Cup! Mario
retires...signs a 20 year deal with Montreal for $180 million
- 27 Stooge-Lumox Beluga informs media he is a Martian and he is
responsible for the Betty Boop creaming- hes locked up in WPIC
- 27 Chieftain Hakio calls 800-276-5578 but gets no where. Later he
calls 800-535-0202 and takes an ear-beating!
- 27 Liggett announces it will pay every human being on the planet that
has ever smoked any tobacco product at any time $70 million each and every
year for the next 2000 years and it will pay the estate of every
person that has died of cancer a one time lump-sum of $37.2 trillion.
Furthermore, it will pay anyone who has never smoked any tobacco products
$27 million each and every year for the next 4500 years and promises to
pay anyone born between now and the year 7770 a billion dollars daily!
- 28 Glutton Doughboy hogs up 49 buttermilk pancakes for breakfast then barfs all over the table. His gruesome vindictive wife
plucks his eyebrows out with a pair of pliers as a result
- 28 Alanis, Henley, Hootie, Lennox, Bob Dylan + Bono form a new group to be called
- 28 King Farouk, pissed that he did not get a new job, pontificates to
Hardturd that hes not affraid of any man, physically,
interlectually or otherwise! Additionally, he aint taking no shit from no
one--male or female!!!!. Hardturd absorbs it all like a dry sponge
- 28 Jiang reports to the populace that he put the signs on Mathilde
253.....Nation is flabbergasted and shocked
- 28 Boulder Police arrest OJ for the murder of Jonbene, 4 months after
the fact....OJ says he killed everyone that has ever been killed!
- 28 Stockmarket goes nuts- DOW up to
...Slinky undergarmets lead the bulls straight
to the slaughter pen
- 29 Senators romp through the NHL playoffs--Bulls plow through the NBA
playoffs--Heroinballs sleeps through his life
- 29 Joseph Campbells grave is gone .
SamboRamboBigpictureRubberneck invests in disappearing grave stock (DGS)
- 29 Dr. Skinflint informs Pman he is dying of
pyelonephritis....Pman visits Ice Princess for one last cold blast
- 29 IP blows through the Smokin Pman like OJs knife through Nicoles
neck! Pman now knows that ice is colder than it feels
- 29 Network Solutions is sued for billions-----www.state.pa.us takes
500,200 hits today alone
- 29 King Farouks web
site#####http://www.vjv.co.uk/egypt/mahasen.html#####
- 30 modern day Caveman Walleye learns he is suffering from P I C K W I
C K I A N syndrome and calls MaMa for help
- 30 Cookie saleswoman PLG quits her job to open a cyber-kingdom called
Khmer Rouge Virtual Nightclub
- 30 Jiang orders the Kangding Peoples Wood-pulp Factory to cease
operations immediately
- 30 PBS announces a new 17 part series for this
summer---SAGAN..Boop..and the 4th Dimension Tulane Mystery
- 30 Drug addict Heroinballs visits his grave site at Indiantown
Gap.... guess what?....
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