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Dan Sroka May 1997 Calendar
- 1 SPECIAL!!!!!-See the
- 1 Biancas Smut Shack sues Radio Shack...Texas Rangers sue the NY
Rangers....Psychotic Heroinballs sues himself
- 1 Vindictive sheister-Wigwoman tills her barren soil once
again...calls in Paul Drake to ascertain why its not fertile???
- 1 In the PISS season opener, before 30,001 fans, the Cleveland
Bulldykes bomb the Charlotte Snuffers 3-0
- 1 Want some home improvements?- call 888-254-2662----get an insurance settlement at 800-736-8913
- 1 Uneducated goon BigPicture RamboSambo Moneyman, on the advice of his knowledgable broker, buys up 250 shares of Italian Oven stock at 2.7 cent per share.......RamboSambo is told he will be wealthy in just a short time
(and he believes it)!
- 2 To celebrate the coming weekend the Belugas invite the CaveBeings to
an all night drunk-fest at Pedros Pool Hall
- 2 Stooge Lumox Beluga
consults....http://graddiv.ucsb.edu/~nivens/herbs/formula/risd.html for
his never ending diarrhea
- 2 Harold Stasson informs the FBI that Flight 800 was brought down by
Czar Nicholas II who was attempting to hijack the plane to
Yekaterinburg...FBI tells Stasson to go relax for another 90 years
- 2 sell like hotcakes going down lardbucket
Doughboys throat! Manufacturers look to China for help
- 2 Narcissistic King Farouk tells Chieftain Hakio Hardturd that he is number one! Farouk furthermore states he will prove it...
- 2 Gruesome Gorilla Brownpants searches for his ancestors at the library...is shocked to find that his distant 32nd cousin was Peking
man
- 3 In a WWF surprise --JoJo (Sludge) Watermellon steals the Eastern
European Jr. Heavyweight Title from Fuhrer Braunschweiger
- 3 Atlanta 7 Pittsburgh 0, San Diego pounds Montreal 13-3, NY Dolls 5
SF Goldenshowers 1, Philadelphia 17 Colorado 9
- 3 .....Sambo heads for the gun closet
- 3 SJMFs enjoy a saturday meal of vermin pate served with
semi-cooked unseasoned rye dough balls and myrrh
- 3 Boozebrothers Hakio and Rubberneck BigPicture comfort each other- at the Moose tonight- its no more that 55 shots each
- 4 sleepy-eyed Boozeboys stumble into the church isle...pray for
salvation and a great white bird to ride into heaven
- 4 Wilmerding HS has an emergency- all urinal scrubbers called in
for overtime to remedy the predicament
- 4 A river floods at
http://www.blarg.net/~gldawson/SLOWRVER.html.....Gastrointestinal
Lumox rents a canoe
- 4 Astronomers at Keck II report that a new universe has been
discovered on the other side of the inverse/perpendicular black
hole/quasar T-H06.72. Abdul-Alibaba Nanak Varhamana tells the St. Paul
Pioneer-Press....see- I told you so!....
- 4 The Spice Girls hold a free concert on the banks of the
Monongahela River. The living beast Walleye, sitting in the 22nd row, ends
the affair abruptly with a gas-bomb......38 killed outright by the fumes
and over 1,500 hospitalized. The Spice Girls ban the monster for life!
- 4 Want a banana tree????? Get one at 514-343-0441*******become a
at 412-563-4122
- 5 Stone Phillips informs the public that Lasorda has had 15 straight
heart attacks--doing excellent however-going home tonight!
- 5 That Darn Cat knows that Cats Dont Dance and Cat is in
seat C79 and he loves his dog including 101 Dalmatians
- 5 Winston changes the name of the Winston Cup race to the Winston
Cancer race
- 5 OJ joins the Tupac Amaru Guerrillas.....Heroinballs joins the human
gorillas....Vermeil joins the St. Louis Gorilla Guerrillas
- 5 Oscar Bonavena rises from the dead. He tells the Buenos Aires
Cyber-beef Ezine to search T-H06.72 for a holistic cure for mad cows
disease
- 5 Lilliput (again) dreams she meets with the Pope and he gives her 3
rings and a parabolic hexangular bucky-ball and leaves in silence
- 6 Chief Hardturd calls 800-266-7044, 800-526-2259, 800-556-3366,
800-354-5455, 888-935-9990 + 800-334-4744
- 6 Stoned on 47 Js laced with crack, Heroinballs starts speaking in foreign lingos: chupa-me a va a cagare kolan guete maman ou kusipaeae
itisi oli kusella kun sinut sai du ser ut som en utpulte kjerring gan lin
nyah
- 6 Mets 16 Rockies 0, LA 1 Cincinnati 0, Lubbock Footlongs 2 Cyberkinks
1, Avalanche 3 Stars 0, Chicago 2 San Diego 1
- 6 Best of the Web site of the
day------http://www.caliber.de/vdb9.htm
- 6 Smokin Joe Pman wrecks his bomb on Murray Ave- hospitalized with
ruptured ear and 49 stiches
- 7 Ice Princess rushes to the hospital to chill off Pman. Hardturd hurrys to the hospital with a Penthouse for Pman
- 7 The Cotopaxi volcano erupts killing 500. BigPicture Rubberneck gets
another can of sterno out of the cupboard
- 7 NY: 7160--274//VA: 6630--001//CA: 1503--155//MN: 7777--357//KY:
0169--003//NM: 0000--129
- 7 At Burger King, BigBoy Stooge Gorilla Brownpants eats 44 25 cent double-Whoppers and 3 lbs of fries for a snack
- 7 Yesman stumbles upon
http://www3.mistral.co.uk/frank/spice.htm....... Yesman nearly has a coronary
- 7 The Glassport Funky-Hunky Club holds a spring gayla wednesday social
(.49 cent admission) and those seen at the affair, in no particular order
are: Transvestite Doughboy SJMF (dressed as
the Queen of Sheba), Hakio Hardturd (as Romulus) and Sambo Stiffneck (as Remus), Ice Princess (in a Pat Benitar costume), PLG (as an odd-shaped meatball), Gruesome Buckminster Shitpants (as himself), Heroinballs (parading as a Saint), Gail (in a chocolate suit), SAA (with her clothes on backwards), vindictive sheister Wigwoman (as a jumbo-plane) and Reginald Truscott-Jones (as Ray Miland). A good time was had by all.
- 8 Hardturd, Stiffneck, Brownpants and HB call off work sick. Four pink slips are sent out via snail-mail
- 8 Lonely Smoking Joe pulls wires all over by himself. Yesman talks
until his jaw comes undone
- 8 Adopt a baby girl from China....610-642-7200-----get a FREE
inspection by calling 888-884-1111
- 8 PLGs nightmare: Walking through the graveyard at midnight she is
confronted by Nahum who orders her to seek higher ground. She goes high into the foothills but keeps slipping back downward. Looking below, in the moonlight- PLG sees why....she is climbing a mountain of cookies. She
wakes with a pyretic fever
- 8 SJMFs go to the bread box but the bread box is empty..SJMFs go to
the fridge but it too is vacant.. SJMFs dig out their pennies and think
about possibly spending them.....they think long and hard and after hours
of contemplation--head for the dumpster at McDonalds
- 9 Macho Rubberneck gets into his office in the early am....only to
learn he has been fired...Rubberneck goes looking for more dough
- 9 Hakio Hardturd comes in sauced up- a special friday pink slips awaits....Heroinballs calls off for a long week end and the Bombadeer has the shits--calls off too.. Hardturd learns he is done and goes looking for dough-more
- 9 Stockmarket falls as Greenspan announces that a glut of $15 chinese
inflatable sex-dolls are headed to north america
- 9 2 vagrant bums arrested for sleeping in McDonalds dumpster-the 2 big
gluttons are locked up in the mental ward
- 9 Helms informs congress that tobacco can be made into tooth-paste.
RJR stocks skyrocket pulling the DOW up 101 points
- 10 Lilliput, searching for timbale custard,
finds:......http://130.89.221.221/spice_girls/pics-emma.htm
- 10 Bombed on a gallon of cribari, Stiffneck sees a APTERYX at his
feeder- Hakio is passed out in the fire place
- 10 The Boston Herald leaks the story: Sirius B has exploded. NASA denies this- diverting attention by reporting that Applewhite is alive
- 10 WARNING:IF YOU LIVE ALONG THE ATLANTIC SEABOARD, DO NOT COLLECT ANY
SAMPLES FROM WATERS WHERE Pfiesteria MAY LIVE! CONTACT YOUR LOCAL
UNIVERSITY OR MARINE RESEARCH INSTITUTE FOR INFORMATION.
- 10 Alice finds bricks (Jethro Tull style) in her kitchen...Alice
realizes that Warren Zevons aim is true
- 10 Gunther, Thornhill and Wathen meet in heaven after the Funeral for a Friend.....3D becomes Warren Zevon 4D
- 11 PT urinal scrubber MachomanStiffneck hits on the Big 4 with
6066----for $2,000 boxed/straight
- 11 SamboHambone buys 47,000 shares of .01 cent Italian Oven
stock.....Mr. Money takes a real chance
- 11 Heroinballs gets his chinese inflatable sex-doll.....immediately gets so tired and worn out-he calls off work sick..all week
- 11 Those that never gave birth thank the lord on this day...women that
gave the gift of life are happy too- for now
- 11 The EEJH title changes hands as JoJo (Sludge) Watermellon gets
pinned by the Wild Ape/Martian Suttee
- 12 After a week end + in jail the SJMFs are released..head immediately
for the dumpster behind the mental clinic
- 12 Attend the Strohs Big Beerbelly Slop-fest in Pembroke, Ontario with
20,000 other guzzlers
- 12 IN the CNN monday night Piss Special the Norfolk Placebos whip the
LA Murderers 11-0
- 12 PLG sets up her homepage to send out malignant cookies that will
destroy the homepage of visitors to her site
- 12 Chicotilo Bulls sells 592 billion CDs in April alone.....an
all-time Russian record
- 12 BigPicture Rubberneck SamtheSham and Behemoth Mastodon go through
the Mefistofeles Cemetery looking for a grave space
- 13 $15 chinese inflatable sex-dolls sell by the millions...retailers
order millions more...price drops to $14
- 13 . Fax
Joy at 510-932-2063
- 13 Brownpants/Shitpants and Heroinballs learn they have been
fired....BS takes a big shit---HB hits a load of crack
- 13 RJR brown tobacco dental scrub (RJRBTS) hits the stores and is an
immediate success...has a big nicotine kick
- 13 Oscar De La Hoya challenges Pernel to a 20 round slugfest for all
the marbles.....Foreman to be the ref
- 13 Pick the worst site of these:
http://www.nikko.co.jp/NIT/index.html--
http://www.tinet.ch/paso/anthony.html--
http://www.norcom.mb.ca/deedee/form.txt-- email your pick to
cavem@poh.int.com
- 14 Drugged up HB and stinked up Gruesome Beluga Walleye head for the
unemployment office- both are kicked out empty handed
- 14 Become the Vice President for the East Region!!! Fax your
resume to 818-304-5943. Jane C. snoops around DSs abode
- 14 On vacation- PLG swims across the China basin, through the Bay and
into the Oakland US Naval supply station-PLG sent to the brig
- 14 James Brown rocks the HouseHouse in Augusta GA. Sambo and
Buckminster Gorilla buy adjacant cemetery plots
- 14 CzarJimmy Johnson tells the Dolphins--you will win the Superbowl
this year or I will whip each and everyone of you myself!
- 14 How about some NO COST JOB TRAINING (800-392-8805). Contact
the UC Cal Berkeley at 510-642-6586
- 14 Fuzzy tells Tiger he is forever sorry and begs him to allow him to
be his caddy. Fuzzy calls the Carson Long Military Institute
- 15 NBA commissioner Stern informs the media that the Chicago Bulls
must be broken up...they will become 3 teams next season-the Cicero
Bull-lets, Niles Head-jobs and the Skokie Surreptitious
Septics
- 15 In her brig/jail cell, PLG dreams---traveling on a cosmic train at
the speed of light, she approaches Tau Ceti. There are beings there that
look and act just like the people back on earth. She realizes this is a
mirror of Earth. PLG now knows there are 2 PLGs. Startled and foaming at
the mouth PLG wakes, shaking, with canker ulcers all over. Shes sent to
the brig/emergency room in serious condition
- 15 Non-working bum Sambo buys tobacco/toothpaste stock with his retirement pension monies...gets in at $72.21 a share (L+M)
- 15 major heatwave melts the midwest....Peoria 115, South Bend 111,
Gary 110, Des Moines 119 + Ft. Wayne 109
- 15 SamboRambo gets rehired at Wilmerding HS (full time)......Hardturd
sends his resume to Bell South, Bell North, Bell Canada and Dumb-bell
- 16 Boozebrothers Hakio and Rubberneck BigPicture comfort each other- at the Etna Elks tonight- its no more that 65 shots each
- 16 Yeltsin calls Clinton on the hotline- Clinton interupts his
bubble-bath to learn that Boris is out of Geritol
- 16 At a collective pep-rally the Belugas, the CaveBeings and the ANUS boys agree in principle to merge as the Unified Brotherhood of
Proletariat Manual Workmen (UBPMW)- a vote will be held this weekend on ratification of the proposal
- 16 6 Chinese cargo-planes land in Bakersfield with no less than 80
million chinese inflatable sex-dolls to be rushed to stores
- 16 27 Chinese cargo-planes land in Ventura with no less than 60
million digital TVs to be sold at no more that $2,070 each!
- 17 The Belugas, ANUS gang and CaveBeings overwhelmingly approve UBPMW
and nominate Buckminster Bombadeer Ugh-meister as their head honcho and
mogul.....the boys all head for the local brew halls and consume millions of gallons of suds to wash this all down
- 17 Pman sneeks over to Ice Princess igloo. IP cools of Pman. Pman leaves twisted in a vulviform pretzel
- 17 Commander Isotoner Romanovich hears PLGs trespassing case....He
releases PLG on a nominal $200 (cash) bond
- 17 UBPMW hires former Chief Hakio Hardturd as its Union-steward Grand
Master-but- at a big pay decrease!!!
- 17 The FBI reports that 3 18 wheelers have been hijacked....one each
in New Mexico, Utah and Colorado- all had thousands of chinese inflatable
sex-dolls as cargo
- 17 NY Times reports civil unrest nationwide......the UBPMW is
restless......
- 18 FT Urinal
Scrubber Ant-man SamboHambone sends his resume to the
Proletariat nominating himself as their financial secretary
- 18 PLG, sweating like a gorilla in the amazon, catches the first
flight out of SF. ON US Aiways non-stop to Cleveland, she gets a seat next to Ching Chang.. a full-fare paying chinese inflatable sex-doll
- 18 Sunday PISS action: Tucson Reptiles 1 Portland Potatos 0,
Philadelphia Slaves 3 Milwaukee Cheeseballs 2, SF Goldenshowers 10 Lubbock
Footlongs 10, Pittsburgh Pissants 5 Albuquerque Rodents 3, and San Antonio
Bexars 6 Cleveland Bulldykes 0
- 18 Nominate your
favorite......http://www.ray3d.com/shamanjpeg.html....http://www.thefuturenow.com/ce/chubby/....http://www.koch-becker.com/dssdring----
email your pick to cavem@poh.int.com
- 18 Doughboy and his ugly wife eat disparaged corn porage with their King Solomon grape wine and cry for their lot
- 19 NASA reports that the Pilgrims have sent a message from 2.1 light
years out: . 2.44.7.00.12..(o)-66..M-H4-(m)3.7.9
- 19 Sambo gets his pistol out and heads straight to the downtown UBPMW
headquarters..at the office he is confronted by Heroinballs who is on a
real-space-time warp. HB manages to get the pistol, even though he is in
another world, and Rubberneck Sambo is handcuffed and sent to the county jail without bail
- 19 King Kong Baluga Beluga Walleye nominates Heroinballs as the and advises the UBPMW Board to reward the dead-head with a truckload of
Columbian hash...The Board approves unanimously
- 19 Berkovitz, Dhritarashtra IV and Ignoramus join the UBPMW as spiritual councelors for the boys..healthy retainer fees are involved
- 19 Jane C. consults with PLG about chinese inflatable sex-dolls....PLG
tells Jane C. about the brig episode
- 20 Hardturd bails uneducated nerd SamboGoonmo out of the lockup with
funds from the Proletariat and gives Sambo a job as a security job at the
world headquarters (so as to keep him out of trouble)
- 20 Ice Princess summons Wireman Dave to her bed......after that Wireman thinks hes been hit by a trebuchet-hes rushed to the ER
- 20 Doc Skinflint informs President Brownpants Gorilla that he has syphilis and, as a result, he will have to have his scrotum removed
- 20 Get in on at 412-531-2007 or get a
lawn mower at 814-275-2553
- 20 Lilliput wonders if a fool moon is near. PLG dreams of Lon Chaney
Jr. Jane C. looks for a $14 chinese inflatable sex-doll
- 21 A security guard is shot and seriously wounded at the world
headquarters of the UBPMW.....he was sleeping when the incident occured
- 21 Skinflint chops up the Big Human-Gorilla Walleye.....Pman witnesses the operation and leaves in tears
- 21 Alberto Fujimori says he was a mole and had special
counter-intelligence training (from the CIA) years ago with Jerry Brown
- 21 Flowers bloom, birds sing, and warm summer breezes blow through
Canada (like OJs bloody knife going through someones neck)
- 21 Berkovitz, Dhritarashtra IV and Ignoramus tell the boys they MUST attend services or their union dues will double
- 22 Meat-eater Cannibal Flatulance-bomb, post-operation, shares a
hospital room with Sambo (bullet through the brain) Rambo
- 22 Jiang sends Clinton email recalling all the inflatable
sex-dolls.....they are flawed and will wear out after one solid soaking
- 22 Pman is discharged but before he heads to IPs for more action he
visits (in the adjacant room) Sambo (bullet through the brain) Rambo and his good buddy (balless) Buckminster Stinkfest. Stinkfest erupts and the entire ward is put on emergency oxygen....Pman runs out of the hospital
gasping for air....Pman runs faster than Pheidippides straight for the
cold world
- 22 From his office Hakio calls 800-607-7484, 800-242-7837,
800-535-0202, 800-333-1865, and 800-400-0900
- 22 Kevorkian offers to help Kaneko commit suicide in Central Park,
under the full moon
- 23 National Enquirer headline: Merle Oberons grave has been
found!. Hardturd and the goons visit Sambo and Stinkman
- 23 Skinflint informs Samboswisscheesebrain that he will have to
implant a 20 volt DC solenoid inside his brain or he will die!
Samboswisscheesebrain informs the doctor that he has a gravesite selected
- 23 Netscapes hottest site of the
week:http://www.tcp-ip.or.jp/~moriwaki/mayuko/profile.html
- 23 The Proletariat invade the watering holes and consume millions of gallons of Schlitz Malt Liquor...hundreds jailed for the weekend
- 23 Skinflint, assisted by Dr. Quack plants a japanese DC solenoid in
Sambos head.....now SamtheSham is WIRED!
- 24 Buckminster Liquidpants drops a barrel-full in his bed. Hospital evacuated. Modell tells the Ravens-THIS IS IT-SB or else...
- 24 Eleanor consults with Hillary- Zyuganov sends Gov. Chiles email-
Amin eats 3 human thighs- PLG gets a digital TV
- 24 Millions of inflatable sex dolls, worn out or not, are
recalled....Greenspan says the market cant endure this!!!!
- 24 Poindexter Skinflint, MD reports that RamboRubberneck is alive and well and, due to hisordeals, has converted to Heathenism
- 24 Dan Rather reports a mass murder/suicide in Ft. Yates, ND. 60 dead
after a final chant at the burial site of Sitting Bull
- 24 Pilgrims on their way to Alpha-Centauri report that they have been
joined by Applewhites gang...NASA cant believe it
- 25 < a href="cal2.97.html"> Hardturd gets 3 kegs of beer for Memorial Day....however he drinks 2 today alone
- 25 The Erebus volcano blows its stack.....Jiang tells the nation that
we can melt those dolls in that lava! The people applaud!
- 25 Vindictive sheister-Wigwoman tills her barren soil once
again....summons in Inspector Henderson to ascertain the problem
- 25 Blimp Doughboy takes a sustained ass-beating from his brutal
sadistic wife.... Doughboy slinks back to his hole, wounded/crying
- 25 Heroinballs cant wait for tomorrow....shoots 30 ml of morphine
straight in his jugular and goes into a deep coma
- 25 King Farouk solidifies his own self importance by scrambeling unix passwords so that no one can access dbase
- 26 BigBoys nationwide slop down over 30 million weiners, 20 million
greasy hamburgers, drink over 13.3 million cans of Bud and cause general
mayhem in thousands of small towns from California to New Hampshire
- 26 Circuit City sells Yangding 33 inch digital TVs for the holiday
special of $2,000.99 each.....over 41,000 sold in the first hour
- 26 A major earthquake rocks Oakland CA. Harvey Milk comes out of his
grave- thousands witness (and videotape) this
- 26 Clinton sends Gore to Calif. Gore says he aint going- so Billy Boy
sends Marion Barry, glassy-eyed and stupored
- 26 Riots breakout in the devistated bay area.....what was not
destroyed by the earthquake is destroyed by the people
- 26 Barry diverts the jet to Mexico to score some hash from Cervantes
de Gortari....Hearing of this, comatose HB gets on a US Aiways Express to
Mexico City
- 26 Jiang sends Clinton email...we will help you rebuild if you import
our new improved heavy dutythick skinned sex-dolls with waterproof
reservoirs.....Clinton agrees, tentatively, contingent upon congressional
approval, to order 74 million
- 27
Wilson calls in the national guard
- 27 Get computer training at 800-554-2050 X330. Call Jim Reeves at
800-788-2400. Call San Fran at 800-214-4220
- 27 Idi Amins favorite web site---------
http://www.common.net/~bjudson/prick.shtml
- 27 Sambo, running on 52 and one-half cylinders, is discharged...is
sent home to recoup.... Gets a big jug of cribari and heads for the back porch with bird seed and his 30.06
- 27 President Gruesome Buckminster Caveman is discharged and sent home to recoup....gets 50 tubes of Testors glue and several big brown paper bags and heads for his bedroom
- 28 Heroinballs and Barry are arrested by the International Policio de Hexus for possession of illegal narcotics but Cervantes de Gortari has them immediately released and shipped back to America on luxury Concord jets to Pittsburgh and DC, respectively
- 28 SamboHambo is rushed to the Butler County animal hospital in a coma
with a bullet through the brain....The Doc says the only thing that saved
his life was that he was so pulvarized on cribari -he was essentially in a
state of suspended animation..the Doc removes the 20 volt DC solenoid and
replaces it with a 3 volt AC digital electrode that will keep Mr.
Roughneck in a less aggressive mode
- 28 Millions of dollars start pouring into Washington to help rebuild
the bay area
- 28 George Bush tells Clinton it wouldnt be prudent to do anything out
there on the west coast just yet. Clinton tells Bush- mind your own
business
- 28 Jerry Brown and Linda ROUNDstadt Lear-jet it to DC and are received
by Barry, Newt, Gore, Hillary and Thompson
- 28 Clinton announces that taxes will be raised 50% due to the west
coast disaster-Wall Street takes a real beating
- 29 RJR offers to donate millions to the rebuilding of the bay area
from the profits it made on its tobacco/toothpaste
- 29 Koop informs Clinton, in private, that he uses brown
toothpaste......Clinton is absolutely floored
- 29 Liggett volunteers $999 billion dollars, each and every year, for
the next 2.2 million years- to help rebuild Oakland/SF
- 29 Wall Street is energized by the sales of tobacco reinforced
toothpaste, heavy duty chinese sex-dolls, and meat-factory profits as hot
dogs and weiner sales are at the highest levels since WWII
- 29 From his dog-pound hay bin Sambo orders his broker to trade all his stock in Tiger Woods Plutonium drivers and hop on to the
tobacco/toothpaste, water-proof heavy duty sex-doll and pork weiner band
wagons. Brokerman shifts thousands of dollars left and right faster than
OJs machette going through someones neck! Sambo loses hundreds of dollars
in a few hours
- 29 H. Stasson informs the FBI that Flight 800 was brought down by a
heavy duty chinese sex-doll. The FBI tells HS- go back to sleep
- 30 ABC reports that nationwide Yangding 33 inch digital TVs are
blowing up left and right- 27 have been killed so far
- 30 A world-wide recall is issued by the United Nations on any of 20
different brands of 33 inch digital TVs
- 30 RJR researchers work day and night to make safe 33 inch digital TVs
out of tobacco..Helms asks congress for a 999 billion dollars stipend to
support this critical endeavor
- 30 Linda and Jerry take in the DC nightlife entertained by Barrys
ALL-NIGHT Long Crack-out Harmonica Symphony
- 30 Vermeil quits in St. Louis....Jordan quits in Chicago....LaSorda
quits at the hospital....Marge quits at River Front II
- 31 Become a teacher by calling 703-323-1278--get some puppies at
814-849-5134 or a 95 chevy at 800-567-2886
- 31 PLG has another nightmare---in this one she is in the living
room watching her brown 33 inch color digital TV when Rather comes on with
a bulletin........PLG
cries and prays that the Pontiff will survive. To alleiviate her anxiety
she looks for some food in the refrig. but the only thing available is
Carolina Express Tobacco flavored Hot Dogs. She eats 5 of these and falls
asleep (in the dream) infront of her brown TV. She visualizes she is with
the Pope and, at his bedside, gives feeds him chocolate tobacco cookies
from RJR.....The Pope suddenly is revived and healthy!!! He lights up a
Cuban Fidel cigar and he and she smoke like its the end of the world....She then wakes up, only to realize she has been dreaming within a
dream, and that she forgot to brush her teeth after consuming the Carolina
Express Tobacco flavored Hot Dogs. PLG then brushes her teeth with brown
RJR tooth paste and gos back to the TV. Rather reports that the Pope
. She knows that it was her (dream
within a dream) that caused this miracle and, at peace with the world, she
falls back to sleep in front of her 33 inch color digital TV. She next
dreams that she is watching the movie Rocky, but, in the movie, Rocky
turns into a brown dog that eats tobacco. PLG wakes, coughing and hacking and very confused
- 31 Greenspan announces that Wall Street will be closed down on monday
so all the brokers can procure their heavy duty waterproof sex-dolls.....a
big 18 wheeler is headed to NYC from the bay area
- 31 Koop warns America- stay away from those thick skinned
sex-dolls with waterproof reservoirs from China
- 31 Heroinballs attempts to shoot some heroin into the neck/jugular of
his heavy duty waterproof sex-doll but she goes flat on him. Heroinballs, pissed and upset, calls his Caveman buddy Human Gorilla Walleye and asks
if he can borrow his waterproof sex-doll but the big beluga has other
ideas for his blond rubber Mrs. Kang-Mao honey for the rest of the
night............
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