Dan Sroka's Digital Diarrhea Volume #13

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Sexpot Wants To Be Your Private Maid

DDNS- A local babe, who has been around a time or two, has settled down into a legitimate career. Former stripper, lady of the night, and street walker Ice Princess has given up the exciting life and assumed a rewarding and productive career as a maid--a personal, private maid, that is.

The hot 30-something tart told DDNS newly hired reporter Julian Santiago Juarez DelVechio “I’m kind of tired of all the excitement I’ve had in my life over the past 8-10 years. Making guys come in their pants 10-12 times a night, salivate like wild hungry mongrels, and fuck their wives and girlfriends like there is no tomorrow, is all rather boring. You can only get so much of a good thing and then it gets old. I’m older now too, and I want to settle down into a more respected career. I like to clean, so this maid service thing was a natural for me”, stated the cold sex queen.

Julian Santiago Juarez DelVechio, new to the field of journalism, asked Ice Princess for a “personal cleaning” and the young sex-pot gave him a tongue lashing/verbal tirade that we cannot print here. Furthermore, reporter DelVechio had to be rushed to the nearest hospital as he suffered an acute episode of severe pain in his groin area.

Our back-up reporter, recently demoted to part-time for sexual hanky panky on the job, was quick to the interview after DelVechio’s downfall. Helena Frenulum Hymen inquired about the types of services covered in this “personal, private maid service”. Ice Princess, dressed in her petite maid outfit, dark stockings and very, very high heels responded, “Anything and everything that goes with a typical/reputable maid service.” Hymen countered, “Can you be a bit more detailed?” Ice Princess, seemingly frustrated, answered, “Well, if you are trying to infer that I might give out some extras, like, let’s say anal sex or blow jobs, you are totally wrong! By the way, I heard that’s exactly what you were doing and why you got demoted to under-assistant reporter, and I emphasize UNDER, in that phrase.”

Hymen abruptly ended the interview at that point, but we did find out that Ice Princess will be charging $25.00 per hour for her private maid service. Either way- if she is doing legitimate, or illegitimate work, she ain’t gonna get rich off of it.

Lastly, Ice Princess asked DDNS to publish an email address where anyone interested in her private, personal maid offering can write her and request such services. We will oblige. If you want to contact Ice Princess, use the email address here- killerdildo@safe-mail.net

She's going to clean you ass out!

4/08

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