Dan Sroka's Digital Diarrhea Volume #18

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Dan Sroka Presents Digital Diarrhea Volume #18

Drunkard Slut Arrested After Gang Bang Orgy

(DDNS) Local Police arrested Belinda (Boozer) Ballbusto last night after she allegedly had sex with 14 members of the police force. The incident occurred at Richards Roughouse, a local whorehouse and speakeasy at 39th Street and Newton. The sleazy slut, who has been in more trouble than she is worth, was locked up in the county jail, mens section, after the cum soaked workout she received from the cops.

Police Chief Igor Razapatowicz commented “me and the boys were on duty in an under-cover operation at Richards last night. After about 40 beers each, the boys and I were approached by this known whore (referring to Belinda) and she said she wanted to take us all on at once. So, we gave her a gang-bang workout- the whole show- oral- anal- everything but the right way! All of my boys shot their loads all over the slut. She got what she deserved, and then my long arm of the law fell heavy on the bitch. I personally put her in handcuffs- wrist to ankles, and we gave her another solid workout in the police van to the county jail. The boys in the county jail (sex offenders section) have been giving her the works since we tossed her in there. She’ll be so tired of sex and cum she’ll never suck another dick again” were Igor Razapatowicz last words before he fell asleep at the bar.

The slut, who is known for her roughhouse tactics, has been under police surveillance since she had a run in with an elderly gentleman last year at this same bordello. The 34 year old vagabond and drunkard has been in jail three times since this incident. DA Frank Scrotumballs offered the following synopsis of the alleged incident: “She got what she deserved. I’m gonna drag my feet on this case, so we can keep her in jail as long as possible. Those boys will give her more than she can ever handle. They deserve a little diversion anyway- being cooped up like chickens in a pen. Belinda likes that stuff anyway”.

Before he passed out Police Chief Igor Razapatowicz noted that he’d heard that Richard’s was going to bring in some new meat anyway. People were getting tired of that stale stuff (a reference to Belinda) and “this will give him the incentive to get a new, fresh, younger and harder working girl for my boys!”

2/08

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