Dan Sroka's Digital Diarrhea Volume #22

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Dan Sroka Presents Digital Diarrhea Volume #22

She’ll Rub Her Tits If You Lick Her Clit!

Chicago, IL (DDNS) A 19 year old stripper/sex pot has a real deal for you. Senorita Stimclit will massage her big juicy melons if you agree to give her a tongue bath.

Stimclit, a babe that is known nationally for her harsh treatment of men, has changed her ways and is now working to get you guys all fired up.

Here’s the deal. The luscious teen will strip down to her very high platform heels only. You’ll get to see the 5 foot, 3 incher, 34-20-33 babe in all her naked glory. That’s not all! She will fondle and caress her boobsfor you, right on stage, in front of thousands. Your job is to lick her clit until she blows her mind and goes into another dimension.

But, you are not permitted to get excited or cum yourself. You must stay focused on the task at hand and stimulate Stimclit! This is for the enjoyment of the Senorita and all the voyeurs in the crowd- not you!

After Stimclit blows her mind for the enjoyment of all, it’s your turn! What the young girl is going to do now is use Buckminsters dildo on you! She going to pull down your pants and ream your ass out with the dildo until you shit all over the stage. Then, in her kinky way, she’s going to force you to lay in your stinking mess while she urinates all over your ugly carcass. Does this sound like something you want to be involved in?

Your not done yet- fool! After you wallow in your own shit, and her piss, you go through the same process all over. Stimclit will switch to her red platform high heels and your tongue will get another solid workout. She’ll entertain her tits again, and the climax will just be bigger this time! After that, you could imagine what happens next.

And it goes on and on! Does it sound like a thrill for you? Want to entertain thousands and get nothing but abuse yourself? Then send a letter to Stimclit (killerdildo@safe-mail.net) explaining why you want to partake of this sexual fantasy and what you can offer her that others cannot. Stimclit will decide who gets to taste her meat and gets reamed out. Good luck- sucker!

3/08

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