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Dan Sroka's Digital Diarrhea News Service News Briefs V2

Korean Man Cuts Off Lovers Head!

Seoul, South Korea (DDNS) A local oddball, famous in South Korea as the inventor of the worlds first sex machine has been locked up for murder. Police have charged Kim Mo Bong with the murder of his sometime lover and shack-up partner Bo Kim Hole, after Hole had been reported missing for several months. Police entered Kim Mo Bongs dump on Seoul's south side where they found him engaged in heavy activity with his sex machine. But, they also found a human skull mounted on one of Bong’s mantels and forensic test confirmed that the head belonged to Bo Kim Hole. Police interrogated Bong and he eventually broke down and admitted he killed Bo Kim Hole. “I’m tired of hearing all these stories of women cutting off mens dicks so I cut her head off and mounted her skull. I don’t need no women now anyway... I got my sex machine and that’s all that counts.” Bong is in jail- without his sex machine.

Chinese Astronauts Admit They Brought Down The Mars Orbiter

Beijing, China (DDNS) In a startling admission, the China Space Agency has admitted that it is responsible for the disappearance of NASA’s Mars Orbiter Space Craft. NASA lost contact with the ship last week and it was feared the Orbiter had crash landed in to the Martian surface.

Jing Jang Jong, CSA spokesperson, announced that the 30 unnamed astronauts on Mars “shot down the Mars Orbiter thinking that it was an alien (Martian) space craft.” Jong further commented "all of the astronauts are healthy- adapting well to the Martian climate, and eating lots of beef flavored ramen noodles. They like it on Mars and will probably stay there forever”, stated Jong, as he consumed a bowl of shrimp flavored ramen noodles.

A NASA spokesperson, Richard (Wild Irish) Rose, responded to the CSA announcement with the following brief statement: “We know fucking well there are no Chinese on Mars! I’ll cut my dick off right here, right now if there are Chinese on Mars!"

Woman Invents Super-Piss Sponge

Palo Alto, CA. In response to the development of the urban urinal a local woman has developed a device that women can use, in complete privacy and with confidence, when they have a full bladder. The all new- super-piss sponge.

Bulldyke Gertrude, not well known nationally, but very well known to both males and females in the Palo Alto area, presented her new womens' health care product at the 16th quarterly review meeting of the Palo Alto Clandestine Bulldyke Society. Gertrude pontificated: “The super-piss sponge is a petite device any woman can carry with confidence. If you have to take a big piss, just insert the pancake sized sponge in your panties and let it all out! The super-piss sponge can absorb up to 4 gallons of urine, and will even absorb fecal material, if not totally satiated”. The Bulldykes went berserk post announcement and it is expected the super-piss sponge will be an instant hit across California and eventually across America!

If you require further detail on the Super-Piss Sponge, send email with your questions to killerdildo@safe-mail.net

6/08

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