There’s bad news from Drunkards Island! The first episode is also the last episode. What did you think would happen- putting all these booze hounds together?

Tragedy struck on the first night of the Survivor Series. Everyone of the alcoholic wretches gathered at the Peoples Hash-egg Hut for a big party to kick off the Drunkard Island - Survivor Series. Mogougou Boys President Srijgihi Veldondo Aspratomomonus handed out dozens of hash-eggs to the drunkards and the entire population of the Island. After a brief ceremony in which Vice President Admorsha Fonctillius Taraciouu swallowed 4 hard boiled hash-eggs whole, a feeding frenzy of hash-eggs ensued. Sheister Doughboy caused a ruckus as he stole all of Bo Kim Holes hash-eggs. The fat fucker ate all of his hash-eggs and her eggs too and the next thing you know a mini war broke out. Bo Kim Holes cigarette caught the Peoples Hash-egg Hut on fire but luckily Pissbucket Ignoramus Sludge Santos had several quarts of urine stored up in him and he was able to extinguish the fire with a steady stream of piss.

The hash-oil eggs began to take effect and a lot of heavy drinking followed. Before the night was old all of the booze present on the island was gone! That’s when all hell broke loose. Rambo Sambo was the first to snap out. Claiming there were hash-chickens crawling under his skin, the drunkard went berserk and attacked Ice Princess, who was giving Srijgihi Veldondo Aspratomomonus a head job at the time. Baluga H Cornhole, heavily under the influence of hash-eggs and rum, went berserk, accusing Aspratomomonus of having relations with his woman. The drunk tyrant floored Aspratomomonus, who was still hard from his activity with Ice Princess. Buckminster seized the opportunity to get some action from Ice Princess but Belinda (Boozer) Ballbusto came to the rescue kicking the big lummox in the balls. In the mean time, Bo Kim Hole started another cigarette fire in the hut but that was extinguished as Oddball Williams pissed out the flames with a river of beer urine.

As you can picture, things are getting pretty much out of control here. Sambo woke from his psychosis and realized he had no booze and grew very agitated. He accused Mogougou Boys President Srijgihi Veldondo Aspratomomonus of being a racist and demanded to see his booze cache. When the President admitted he had no booze, just hash-eggs, everyone went crazy and attacked the poor sap. The drunkards plunged wires, pipes and other objects through his face and lips and forced Vice President Admorsha Fonctillius Taraciouu to swallow a dozen hard boiled hash-eggs in front of everyone present!