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Dan Sroka presents Gibby Gilligan

World's Tallest Woman- Gibby Gilligan

You’ve read about her everywhere- the world’s tallest woman- Gibby Gilligan. Yes, the 9 foot, 1 inch tall, 277 lb. human female gorilla is here from her native land Sweden. And she is here in America to kick your fucking ass!

At 24 years old, the tallest human being to ever live- i.e. Gibby Gilligan (who is a devout man hater and bulldyke) has a message for ALL men in America. “I’m going to fuck you up”, snapped the vicious monster, and that applies to non-American men too. “I hate ALL men.. I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you are at- if you are male- I’m going to destroy your fucking ass” cried the big female monstrosity. “American’s, Canadian’s, wetback Texans- you Islamic mother fuckers....anyone who is a man- I’m going to be your worst nightmare prick!”

The gruesome bulldyke has lived up to her reputation too. Beast Gilligan has killed men from Sweden, Germany, the UK and the United States. She has already crippled the world’s heavyweight wrestling champion and has her bullseye (or, should we say bulldyke’s eye) on Brock Lesnar, and Kurt Angle as her next victims.

Don’t be fooled by other so called tall women. “I’m the tallest human being to ever live and I’m going to prove to you punk ass American men that I’m better than you”, asserted big bulldyke Gibby. “I’ve got a male ass beating waiting list a mile long, but I’m getting around to eliminating you mother fuckers.... one by one, in a personal, one ON one, i.e. me on you, fashion.

Do you want to be put on Gibby Gilligan’s ass beating list? Just sign up here, for free, and wait for your turn to get the fucking shit battered out of you by the world’s tallest woman and most vicious bulldyke.

Gibby Gilligan is managed and coached by the biggest bulldyke alive- Bulldyke Gertrude, and her exclusive worldwide media distribution rights are owned by Dan Sroka’s Humor Network.

3/08

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