satire-by-sroka #25

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ANUS Threatens “Free Content” Writers/Producers

The wolf is at the door. Your access to quality free humor content, to which you have become accustomed to receiving daily over the internet, is now very much jeopardized. The culprit is media tyrant and mean spirited manipulator Baluga H Cornhole and his “American National Union Society” (better known as ANUS).

Behind the scenes and with no footprints to track, manipulator Cornhole has been forcing comedy writers and their counterpart distributors (email list owners/ezine publishers) to become members of ANUS. For the record, let it be clear that THIS writer has not and WILL NOT join this organization!

The deceitful, controlling ANUS President uses scare tactics and fear to twist the hand of these media producers/distributors. Baluga reminds the writers that they are not making a penny off of their labors. Joining ANUS, Baluga assures them, will bring big paydays for their efforts. On the other side of the spectrum he manipulates the content distributors by offering them more potential income by joining ANUS.

And, what does this all mean to you- the consumer? It means your free ride to readily available, quality humor/comedy on the internet is about to end. Baluga is not just mean spirited. He’s smart and he knows how to make money. And, controlling the production and distribution of content means he can start charging tariffs on getting that product to you. So- you will pay, in one fashion or another, to get this, in the future.

Deny it. Say it isn’t so or that it could never happen. But realize that it is going on, right now, in the background- and you are not even aware of it. The ANUS union boys have already signed scores of writers and a multitude of list owners/ezine producers. Money IS the issue here, and greed and power is the main motivating factor, as has been proven time and time again, with the Machiavellian manipulator/tyrant Baluga H Cornhole.

So, what can you do to combat/counter this effort to monopolize and restrict your access to quality free adult humor content on the internet? You can write the autocratic tyrant directly and let him know you are NOT going to pay for content and that you are NOT going to support his efforts to manipulate yet another segment of the economy!

This INDEPENDENT writer has set up a web page that will allow you to voice your outrage and protest the efforts of Baluga and ANUS to control and manipulate content AND TO CHARGE YOU FOR IT! Go to this page and let this MFer have it. Tell him what you think. Your comments and dissatisfaction with this situation will be forwarded directly to Baluga H Cornhole and hopefully, for once, we will be able to stop this ruthless tyrant from controlling yet another sector of the media.

Remember- the wolf is at the door- whether you are acknowledge it or not.

Tell Baluga What You Think!

4/08

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