satire-by-sroka #27

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Medicated Powder Works Miracles

Do you suffer from sweat covered, infected itchy balls? Are you always scratching your private parts in public? Do your balls leave embarrassing unsightly sweat stains all over your pants? Are you digging in your crotch area constantly?

Well, we have the product to solve all of your misery. Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs Super-Medicated Ball Powder with dingleberry extract will make you feel like a new man. Super-Medicated Ball Powder is the newest product of the ever popular and world renouned scientist and inventor from far away and exotic Antwerp, Belgium.

Dr. Scrotumballs, who himself suffers from athlete’s balls, was tired of always digging around in his pants. “I had an insatiable itch”, complained Scrotumballs, “so I did something about it before I lost my mind. Now my product is the biggest selling anti-fungal ball powder in all of Europe. And today I am bringing my anti-scratch ball powder to America. There are a lot of men digging around every inch of their balls 24 hours a day- 365 days a year in America!”

As testament to the miraculous effectiveness of Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs Super-Medicated Ball Powder with dingleberry extract, we approached jackhammer operator/construction worker Alfonso Crowbar at a street repair project in the middle of the Bronx in New York City. We noticed Alfonso sweating like a pig in the 107 degree mid-day heat as he jackhammered sidewalk cement into oblivion. Crowbar was digging in his pants as much as he was operating his heavy duty pneumatic equipment. Obviously, in such a predicament, he wouldn’t get as much work done since he was scratching his balls constantly. We asked Alfonso if he would try Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs Super-Medicated Ball Powder to see if it helped him. He took up our offer and applied it as he ate his lunch of whoppers, quarter-pounders and fried chicken. Alfonso was not seen scratching his balls for the rest of the work day and he accomplished so much work his boss gave him a one-time raise of $50 for his efforts.

So, you see, Super-Medicated Ball Powder is the answer to all of your male problems. Ask for Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs Super-Medicated Ball Powder with dingleberry extract at your local pharmacy, supermarket or beer distributor. If you tell the clerk you heard about this product in “satire-by-sroka” they will give you 50 cents off the already low low price of Dr. Scrotumballs newest miracle product.

Don’t your balls itch right now? What are you waiting for?

2/08

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