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Russian Tyrant Destroys Gibby Gilligan
Everyone feared the world’s tallest woman- Gibby Gilligan. The 9 foot tall big bulldyke bitch had carved a path of male carnage in her native Sweden before arriving in America. Here, she absolutely annihilated men with her 280 lb., 9 foot, 1 inch body. The big ass mother fucker killed several men! But that is all documented elsewhere. This story is about her demise. You see- Gibby Gilligan took a royal ass beating at the hands of one roughneck Russian dude. Have you heard of Vladimirivov Lapinlislki? You better learn about him fast!
GibbyGilligan sucking up the booze at Pedro's
Bulldyke Gilligan was sitting in Pedro’s Pool Hall with her lover and fellow man hater Bulldyke Gertrude. The big beasts were consuming massive quantities of alcohol as they actively plotted, in their usual vindictive fashion, who would be their male victims tonight. “Pedro is a fucking punk- tonight I’m going to pound the living shit out of that wet-back mother fucker”, Gibby told her fellow bulldyke and gizzum eater. Gertrude was particularly mad and agitated because she had just watched WWE bully Brock Lesnar beat the fuck out of her favorite wrestler and former champion Kurt Angle. “I’ll get that MFer” , Gertrude told Gibby and she fired back- “He’s mine!” The girls got more sauced and pissed off as time when by slowly.
Russian Tough guy Lapinlislki
Next, all hell brakes loose. Tough guy, macho-man Vladimirivov Lapinlislki walked in Pedro’s and spotted the mean spirited bulldykes. Now Lapinlislki is a full-blooded Russian he-man. He has no room in his world for non heterosexuals. Lapinlislki doesn’t like much of anything except his booze and women. And that makes it worse- because these two are women and he can’t have them. So he hates bulldykes as much as he hates American’s. And he hates Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle, and Goldberg too.
On the tv, Vince was running his jaws about how no one could beat Brock. Lapinlislki went berserk, pounding on the bar and yelling “I’ll fuck up anyone here- male or female!” 9 foot tall bulldyke and ass kicker Gibby Gilligan, full of booze and testosterone, stood up and towered over the Russian hothead. “I’m going to fuck you up, spam eater.” Vladimirivov Lapinlislki gave the towering bitch one left upper cut and floored the 9 foot tall monster. Gibby dropped to the hard floor like a tall tree that had been struck by a massive bolt of lightning. 400 pounder Gertrude ran over to the assistance of the world’s tallest woman and promptly was floored herself as she met a full 40 oz bottle of malt liquor right across her thick head- administered by tough guy Vladimirivov Lapinlislki. The rein of female terror against men had ended in a few seconds as the meanest bastard on the planet kicked these bulldykes asses. The drunkard assholes in Pedro’s cheered Vladimirivov Lapinlislki. A near riot broke loose.
No more talk about the world’s tallest woman being invincible. No more speculation about her whipping any man alive. The big bulldyke bitch was done- and everybody knew it! The fear was dissipated. The drunkards spit and urinated all over the two bulldyke bitches as they lay helpless on the hard dirty floor at Pedro’s.
Drunkards at Pedro's Piss on the fallen bulldykes
Vladimirivov Lapinlislki is the new Osama bin Laden. This fucking tyrant means business! So all of you homos and non Russians out there that are reading this... you better be on guard. Vladimirivov Lapinlislki is going to get your ass.
And all you sorry assed suckers that have been searching the internet for Gibby Gilligan- the world’s tallest woman- can forget about her. She has tasted defeat and her ass is done! The new king is the one and only Russian hothead- roughneck Vladimirivov Lapinlislki.. the meanest man on the planet....no- the meanest on the planet, period!
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