Why can't people get along? Many of you already know about Kim Mo Bong, Bo Kim Hole and Ho Joe Doink, the infamous threesome from Seoul. They claim, vehemently, that they don't know each other. Truth is however these three deserve their fate.
One version of the story goes this way. Kim Mo Bong was in a sleazy west end honky tonk slop house eating numerous bowls of kim chee when he found his eyes wandering all over Bo Kim Hole who was dancing in a way that would make a dead man come to life. Kim Mo Bong found that Bo Kim Hole was somehow taking his head from him and he lost his appetite. We all know Bong wasn't there for any kim chee anyway. Kim Mo Bong was going to get Bo Kim Hole one way or the other. Bong turned on his charm and Hole opened up and the two eventually ended up in a nearby hotel room where a lot of hole bonging went on for hours. Hole never told Bong that she was already involved with Ho Joe Doink. Doink showed up at the west end honky tonk slop house, ate several bowls of kim chee and looked for Bo Kim Hole but she was nowhere to be found. A patron at this dive told Doink that Hole left with Bong and the two were headed for the nearby hotel so Ho Joe Doink went to the Seoul Shackup Hotel, checked and found Hole registered with Bong. Doink went to the room and Bong was in Hole but this did not settle too well with Doink. According to this version, this is where the three way interaction began. Bong did Hole and Hole did Doink and Doink did Bong and it all got rather mixed up as the three blended a bunch of mutual juice and enzymes together. That is not to say that any of the three liked each other. True, Hole was involved with Doink, but that was on unstable ground at best. But when Doink found Bong with Hole that added another dimension to the interaction! When Bong realized that Hole was not his, but rather Doink's, he got a special thrill. Hole, on the other hand, could get whatever she wanted from anyone..... and, as it eventually turned out, she did. Some contend that the three of them didn't get what they wanted, but they got what they needed. That seems questionable.
Another version of this comes from Kim Kungfu who knew all three. Kim's story is that Bo Kim Hole was a waitress in a southside kim chee slop house. She graciously served hot bowl after bowl of that stinking cabbage shit. That smell get's into ones clothing during the course of the work day and, obviously, at the end of the day, Hole removed her garments of kim chee. Kim Kungfu contends Ho Joe Doink and Bo Kim Hole knew each other, even back then. (They both deny this, however). Kungfu saw the two on many occasions in the slop house eating bowl after bowl of hot kim chee! Kungfu further elaborates they (Doink and Bong) were not there for that stinking cabbage shit but they were there hoping they could get Hole to remove her garments of kim chee. Sure enough, according to Kim Kungfu, one night it happened. He indicates that Bo Kim Hole told him that she went to the Seoul Shackup Hotel after her shift at the southside kim chee slop house with Kim Mo Bong AND Ho Joe Doink. She took off her kim chee garments and the next thing you know it was a no holds barred free for all of stinking cabbage odors. A lot of bad breath (and a whole lot more) got spread around on that occasion. It seems the three were all highed up on all of the odors and it's not known, according to Kim Kungfu, if Doink did Hole or Bong or Bong did Doink or Hole or whatever.... just rest assured that it all was one big communal shackup mess!
Which ever story you believe, and believe me, there are many other versions, the end result is the same. These three were destined for this fate. Doink ended up the odd man out (someone said he stopped eating kim chee, too) and Bo Kim Hole married Kim Mo Bong and for a while, a lot of hole bonging went on, but not in any hotel rooms. That did not last too long and Hole-Bong divorced Bong-Hole. Hole-Bong married Ho Joe Doink (and he started eating kim chee again). Bong-Hole was the odd man out and he spent a lot of time at the Seoul Shackup Hotel reminiscing about the good times he had with Hole-Bong-Doink and Doink-Hole. Bo Kim Hole-Bong-Doink and Ho Joe Doink-Hole likewise didn't last long, although while it did, there was a lot of kim chee vapors spread around. Ho Joe Doink-Hole separated from Bo Kim Hole-Bong-Doink and the next part is really crazy. Kim Kungfu contends that Kim Mo Bong-Hole and Ho Joe Doink-Hole (buddies from the southside kim chee slop house) spent a lot of time together in the Seoul Shackup Hotel (gay boy suite) but both Bong-Hole and Doink-Hole deny this. In fact, all three refuse to acknowledge that they knew each other, period.
The bottom line is this: these three freaks can't get along but they do deserve the tragic trinity they created. Can it get any worse!?
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